• Kerrigor
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    831 year ago

    For a second I thought the pictures were a before and after, and was like “well they did a good job at least”

    Then I realized 💀

  • @Son_of_dad
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    561 year ago

    The only thing he didn’t try, weight loss.

  • Dojan
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    471 year ago

    I can’t tell who is David Beckham, mostly because I don’t know who that is.

    • Deceptichum
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      I’m not a sports person but even I know he was one of the biggest soccer players and most famous athletes in the world.

      • Dojan
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        31 year ago

        I don’t really care for football either, but the name rings a bell. Isn’t he the guy who had the really funny and innacurate bronze statue made in his questionable honour?

        • @herrvogel
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          61 year ago

          You’re not wrong btw. Ronaldo and Beckham both had shitty bronze statues done. But Beckham’s was a prank played on him, inspired by Ronaldo’s statue.

        • @BastianAI
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          51 year ago

          No, that’s Ronaldo. Around 20 years ago Beckham was one of the most famous people in the world

          • Flying Squid
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            31 year ago

            Yeah, there’s literally a movie about worshipping his athletic prowess.

          • Dojan
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            11 year ago

            Aah. Well see then I know at least three footballers - Zlatan Ibrahimovic was really big here in Sweden.

            If his heyday was 20 years ago it’s no wonder I don’t know much about him. I was like 9, and lived out in the middle of nowhere. I had no friends, so I spent my days reading books and plonking away in QBASIC on my old Windows 98 machine. There was a lot of Populous 3, RollerCoaster Tycoon, and The Sims involved as well.

            • @BastianAI
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              21 year ago

              Then we’re of the same age. On my 9th birthday all the boys had “the beckham haircut”. It makes sense that you managed to not know of him if you lived in the middle of nowhere, I can promise you that if you had lived in a city you wouldn’t have had a chance of not knowing who he is.

    • @Hikermick
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      151 year ago

      I don’t know either but common sense tells me the guy on the left ain’t him

    • @Z3k3
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      I think you just described me from every post in celebs

      Edit stupid autocorrect and tired

      • Dojan
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        11 year ago

        I’m like this too. Like I know a few whose works I really enjoy (like Bette Midler), and then I know the names of others but I couldn’t point them out in a crowd. I’ve heard the name David Beckham before, and I know he’s some football guy, but I don’t really know more than that.

    • Flying Squid
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      191 year ago

      It certainly wasn’t a personal trainer.

    • @[email protected]
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      David BeckHam

      He also kinda looks like he got the TPUSA meme treatment where they shop the face to be too small for the head

      • @SkyezOpen
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        31 year ago

        Only some of them. Dude genuinely has a tiny face.

  • @saltesc
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    121 year ago

    Maybe he has prosopagnosia and didn’t realise the photos he supplied surgeons were of David Beckham and Steven Seagal.

  • Art35ian
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    91 year ago

    If you think he looks like a numpty, wait unit you hear him. Dude is lost in space.

    • @Astroturfed
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      71 year ago

      He’s even fatter than I thought. He could get a lot closer and actually save money by eating less food…

    • Echo Dot
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      01 year ago

      Yes the whiny Essex accent is so goddamn sexy.

  • @doublejay1999
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    81 year ago

    another 90 grand should do it. Less than that on the back streets of Sao Paulo.

    • @angrymouse
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      11 year ago

      São Paulo? I though Instabul and Praga were the points.

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          21 year ago

          I know a guy too. He’ll get your engine clean as a whistle in thirty minutes or your pizza’s free. Best mechanic I ever had. I think he mows lawns now.

  • @forkbomb
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    41 year ago

    Looks just like him tho

  • ☆Luma☆
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    21 year ago

    Reminds me of Oli, the BTS dude who looks nothing like Jimin