• @ladananton450
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    4610 months ago

    This is literally what I see in my dreams

        • @[email protected]
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          110 months ago

          My dreams are having to look for and/or wait for a public stall. And then when you finally get to it, it’s almost overflowing in piss and shit and the entire place is a mess. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

          Recurring subconscious anxiety.

      • @BoredomAddict
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        610 months ago

        I encountered one of those in real life at a dive bar last year, it was horrifying

        • paraphrand
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          410 months ago

          Mainly there as spray guards?

  • @[email protected]
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    3410 months ago

    Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      2310 months ago

      I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

      • @[email protected]
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        110 months ago

        If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up

  • @[email protected]
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    3310 months ago

    Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.

  • @Macaroni_ninja
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    2510 months ago

    This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse

  • Posh
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    2310 months ago

    Blue = floor/door

    Red = where it lands?

  • @mcqtom
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    2010 months ago

    “They’re coming up the stairs! Man the toilets!”

    • @kautau
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      610 months ago

      “Don’t flush until you see the whites of their eyes!”

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      3410 months ago

      You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!

        • akinhet
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          510 months ago

          At that point it becomes a literal death trap

      • @rdri
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        310 months ago

        Why am I not seeing how that drawbridge can be stable? There is no support on the opposite wall.

        • @[email protected]OPM
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          210 months ago

          I believe there’s a tiny bracket (? Idk what you’d call it) behind the fake tulip between the leaves. If that’s not a bracket/catch/support I think it’s a scuff mark, as if the drawbridge is ever so slightly too big for the gap and you have to slam it down with your foot.

          I could be talking out my arse of course but even so, it seems a fitting explanation in every respect!

  • lordgeoffery
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    2010 months ago

    At first I was like ??.. But then I was like ???

  • itsyourmom
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    1610 months ago

    This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

    next is the drawbridge… crank that fucker down… then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do… you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

    No Fucking thank you very much!