Dude how many times did they escape? Did Britain not know how to keep prisoners locked up so they had to ship them to the colonies?!
Thanks, I forgot to link it in the post body. 🏆
Huh, Jack Sheppard was eventually hung for stealing. That’s fucking barbaric.
So if I steal, I can get … uh … bigger?
@[email protected] This is a joke about hanged v. hung. You’d use “hanged” when a person was subjected to hanging until dead. It’s “hung” for the past tense of “to hang”, e.g. “She hung a picture on the wall”. Plus, “hung” can also mean “having a large penis”, which apparently @[email protected] does not.
It’s big. I just want it bigger. I like the idea of it hitting my knees when I walk around nude.
Sure thing, dude.
Bet he didn’t do it again
I mean after the billionth time you gotta lay down the law. /s
Might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Q: How fat is she? A: She’s the only woman I know that puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.
2m tall Venti 😌
Tbf she was described as being large (source: the picture reference, not the content)
Any relation to that fellow who did that Fred thing/movies?
