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Hoe my god please blow up mark zuckerbergs bunker that would be so funny
Well, technically, Cadet Bone Spurs and Bibi started a fucking useless war. The orange turd will piss and moan like his buddy Vlad if the Iranians react on US soil. It will result in an escalation of the conflict and every single MAGA fuck better be lining up at their nearest US Army recruiting office and signing up for 11B (Infantry).
Oh no….
Anyway…
The Great Pedofile War of 2026
Iran is doing a lot of talking and not enough acting.
Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or… guys, help me here.
X should not be on the list to target!
Please not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?
Are we bidding on this offer? How we doing this?
The death prediction market!
X marks the spot!
Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!
But which ones, there are so many. They need to know exactly which ones to avoid!
Not OpenAI, please! Do not attack the servers! Save the ram first!
I only feel bad for all the sysadmins who will get woken up because of this
I make comments to the effect of that article, and I still get replies like ‘gotta eat somehow’.
Yeah, x2, Fuck’ em.
I could have made more money working for an evil company as a sysadmin.
You know what I did?
I made less money working for a considerably less evil Non Profit that helped homeless people, instead.
Fuck 'em.
Please Iran, you have very correctly identified critical components of the US intelligence system, which spies domestically and internationally.
What if Iran ends up breaking the backs of corporate America? As an American, I’m not against that…
What a time to be alive!
God, don’t tease me!
American here. Can someone start a go fund me for Iran, on the condition that participants are allowed to attend an exclusive event for the live tar and feathering of Zuck the Cuck and Peter Theil? We could probably raise more money than the tech bros have.
Iran just might save humanity.
It’s more likely that one of the toddlers gets their fee fees hurt and pushes the big red button.
Americans sure as hell aren’t
we need to be saved from Americans. Very difficult for Americans to understand that they are now the baddies.
Oh trust me, we know it. Its a minority of Americans cheering this on.
Great, then it should be no problem for your to get off your asses and deal with this small group of Americans. Unless, you know, you’re a bunch of goddamn cowards?
It’s easy to sit behind a keyboard and tell someone else to go put their life on the line for a cause.
Almost as easy as disingenuously dining out on your national legacy of “give me liberty of give me death” and “saving the world from fascists” for a century or two.
“Keyboard warrior” lines coming from Americans who claim to be “the resistance” in 2026 are clown shit. You’re a MAGA enabler and you’re part of the problem.
Decades of brainwashing.
I love this idea!! ❤️
Considering how much they have that’s unlikely…
If I made $1000 an hour and worked every hour of a year it would take me ~114 years to earn $1B, that is how fucking large a billion. is. People cannot fathom how much money $1B is.
You have strange euphemisms for “violent, public execution”
oh no, that’s so horrible… 🤣
Since America and Israel attacked Iranian Economic Interests when they bombed oil producing facilities, it’s entirelly fair for Iran to respond in kind.
Well…we’re waiting!
Hold on! Stop! I can only get so wet!
