no idea what that last one says lol

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    I’m too much of a pervert to fully agree with this but there are defo days like these

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    5 days ago

    I feel that problem… especially when all my friends love bondage and hardcore stuff and I am be like… Intense cuddle?

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            Thats okay! Besides that it would be really weird if somebody would take the previous post of mine serious…

            I dont want strangers from the internet at my house…

            Edit: you can setup a profile in Lemmy?

            • Of the Air (cele/celes)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Not everycreature online can tell if something is a joke or not.

              We’re glad you don’t want that.

              Yes, go to your settings or in some cases profile on the web or any good app and you can edit it.

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                Hey, didnt wanted to offend anybody or something. Just wanted to be perfect clear that i didnt tried to overstep some boundaries of somebody :)

                Me for example would write a pm first and ASK before I would imply anything.

                I think i gonna check the profil thing in the browser o am using the voyager app, where I can see posts etc of other beings, but not a profile (or I didnt found it so far) thanks for the info :)

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        3 days ago

        One of the things I am very proud of.

        A friend of mine introduced me to others like: “this is x they give damn good hugs!”

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      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously holding hands. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of women cuddling together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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        Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

        Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in love because someone dropped their phone while looking at wholesome yuri and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our thighs to “wholesome stories” or “true love” or whatever the newest vanilla fad is.

        For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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        I wanted to post this but when I searched for “everyone jacking off on the train” for the copypasta, I got… distracted.