• Match!!
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    7710 months ago

    yeah but sports is a human sacrifice pit

    • matchphoenix
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      The least destructive sports: Let me fling this ball at 120mph (at another human being).

      The most destructive sports: Let me fling myself at top speed at another human being.

      • RQG
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        2210 months ago

        Or you know. Curling. 🥌

        • @ArianaGrande
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          1410 months ago

          I dunno, I tried curling once and slipped so hard I nearly did a backflip

          • @S_204
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            810 months ago

            You needed another beer…for balance.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      3310 months ago

      I know, it’s rough. I remember watching StarCraft 2 back in the day, and one of my favorites was “WhiteRa”, and they always made comments about him being ancient at 32…

      • Lycerius
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        1110 months ago

        Good ol’ “Special Tactics” WhiteRa. It’s funny, because most of the top SC1 players are now that age.

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          I’m old enough to have played OG Star Craft, v1.0.3 v1.05 on CD ROM on an AMD K6-2 with 64MB of RAM…where’d my ibuprofen go?

          • Lycerius
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            210 months ago

            Same here. SC1 and Civ II were the first computer games that I owned.

            • @[email protected]
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              110 months ago

              I didn’t play Civ II, I was into Starcraft, Incoming (1998 Rage Software), the Motocross Madness demo, Space Cadet, and RCT.

        • The Picard ManeuverOP
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          410 months ago

          Yes! Special tactics… I also remember twitch chat (I think it might have still been justin.tv then) would laugh about how many tea breaks he took per day.

          It feels like ages ago.

  • @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    Meanwhile in F1 a 42 year old is dicking on everyone else who isn’t driving a Red Bull.

    • @[email protected]
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      1010 months ago

      I appreciate Alonso making still feel young and keep the insane fantasy that I will one day be a race driver alive.

    • @sheogorath
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      410 months ago

      Let’s hope he can get into a good car and set a record for the oldest age to win a title. Although it’s quite hard as the oldest title winner is Fangio for his fifth title when he was 46 years old.

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        210 months ago

        I don’t think he’ll be able to get another title, but I sure hope he can at least get a race win

    • jsheradin
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      310 months ago

      He broke records for youngest WDC, pole sitter, podium, race winner, etc. I fully expect he’s going to set records for oldest.

  • InLikeClint
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    2210 months ago

    I’ve been watching sports my whole comprehensive life. Just last season, for the first time ever, I was older than the head coach of my team. I mean I still am, but you get it.

  • @[email protected]
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    1410 months ago

    Professional sports is great. You can have a whole career before you start your career as a B-grade advertisement actor or sports collumnist (if you’re lucky).

    • @[email protected]
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      710 months ago

      Must have been somewhat of a problem for the sport back when you were a child. Especially when you were between the ages of 0 and 3.

      • @[email protected]
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        510 months ago

        Oh I’m sure he was already a competent athlete/swimmer/cyclist for his age back in the womb. And the sack.

  • Fuck Yankies
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    510 months ago

    30s: haha human body go brrrrrrprlrprlprrlrplplkadunkkadunkflpflpflpflpflpflpblpblpblplplplplplp…wheeze.

  • @Chev
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    210 months ago

    Context

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    • @[email protected]
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      1210 months ago

      40 is young to be a senior developer.

      thought having more than 5 years of experience makes you a senior dev

      • @[email protected]
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        710 months ago

        You become a senior dev when you hold enough of the secret knowledge in your head that they don’t dare sack you.

    • kn0wmad1c
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      I’m a principal dev (the step higher than senior in my company) and I’m under 40. I think it mostly depends on luck and being in the right place at the right time.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        1410 months ago

        Also, titles vary wildly among different roles at different companies. A junior dev in some MANGA team could be considered a principal engineer at a small startup.