I would love to know what bizzare product the infomercial I assume this is from was trying to sell.
The titty napkin!
The fuck is a titty napkin, and is the answer just going to give me more questions?
Uh, it goes over your titties so you don’t have to wear a camisole
Also, swear to your god I didn’t come up with the name
Real talk, it’s weird to meet with a coworker that does this constantly when each and every person enters the room. Even if not including you, just making every interaction like that is fucking uncomfortable.
Like I don’t show up 9 to 5 to see 55 year old cleavage so stop acting like that’s a thing while I’m just trying to get to lunch. Swear it’s the worst being in a room and a woman assumes you want to look there, meanwhile I’m wondering why they smell so fucking bad and how early I can leave the office today…
Continuity of real talk, are y’all just assuming I’m staring at y’all’s titties when I’m trying to read y’all’s lips? Because I have a few friends who like, every time I fart their direction they cover their cleavage and I eat nothing but beans
