“Food.”
Awww he’s hungry.
(1 week later.)
“Food. Food. Food.”
THERE ARE OTHER BUTTONS MR. MITTENS!DISPENSING MACHINE: Hello. How can I help you? CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: I will!
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It’s a white hole.
This is the scene that got me to watch the rest of that show.
What show?
Red Dwarf
Ahhhh CREASE!
That’s the only reason I haven’t. It’s not that I don’t have the technical know-how to build them a custom button setup. Or that I think my cats wouldn’t use it.
I just know they would crush my soul.
Based on cat keyboard usage, I imagine in most cases you’d get something more like “litter food pet food food food food play pet food litter food” — and that’s just in the first 10 seconds.
Cats love to mess with their environment just to see what happens.
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I just got these buttons (from Amazon as well lol). Apparently the cat isn’t pushing them because I haven’t recorded the right words that would allow them to communicate their disdain for me.
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