He really is the quintessential American

This is like the one good use for AI…

Just trick all these geriatric fucks a war is actually happening, they’re the only ones that never question AI anyways.

The sport is war, total war
When victory’s really massacre
The final swing is not a drill
It’s how many people I can kill

Trump feels like Mr. Pegorino if he became President.

• Felt certain the Pavanos/Iran was willing to talk rather than take action against him.
• Ordered a hit on the Pavanos/Iran after the above slight.
• Has a habit of getting rid of his own people due to suspected disloyalty.
• Had a lot of legal problems until he made a deal with Dimitri/became President.
• Trusts treacherous Russians in positions of power.
• Ordered a hit on Anthony/Epstein when he feared he would talk.

“That will teach those Iranian losers to mess with the Pegorinos! Get me more footage, Phil!”