In today’s economy, it might be better to look for something electric.
But also encourage them to do a sleep study.
i really hate my cpap but i hate strokes and heart attacks more 🤷
And I really hate the one I love having strokes and heart attacks.
8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin
My sweet little whorish Nora,
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
- James Joyce
You must have given that naughty little cunt of yours a most ferocious frigging to write me such a disjointed letter.
Incredible stuff.
https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2018/02/02/james-joyces-love-letters-dirty-little-fuckbird/
I was so distracted by the delineated fart types (like the Inuit describing snow) and missed that he had the temerity to critique her writing in that context.
Mate you can’t be doxxing Nora like that, poor thing will get worn down by incessant and unsuitable scribe-chancers!
Umm, the poetry section is over there 👉 [email protected], but that was lovely.
I could have guessed this was penned by Crowley while I was still reading it!
That said, I have had people who’ve contemplated murder while I sleep because of my loose and slutty soft tissues flapping the night away
Skill issue
God invented earplugs for a reason
What skills get rid of sleep apnea?
Apnea is a more in the territory of medical aid. But if you have non-apnoeic snoring, your airway is restricted and you can probably control it by changing up the way you sleep.
Sleeping sooner than at the last possible moment of exhaustion. If you sleep on your back you’re probably having a sleep cycle that involves snoring that briefly disturbs your REM stage of sleep.
Not that any of this advice involves skills, I was just saying stupid shit. But sleep hygiene is a practice that helps.
Also having a partner to spoon with is like a cheatcode for better sleep posture
i could never sleep next to a snorer i would sooner get a 2nd bedroom as far away in the house as possible
I dunno, obviously I wouldn’t judge my partner for it, it’s not their fault, BUT it would be a big problem for me at least initially, I need silence to sleep, and the slightest noise (that gets through my earplugs - snoring directly next to me would do it) would make sleeping very difficult.
I’ve already experienced it when someone slept over after a date (who turned out to be an extremely loud snorer) and oh boy, it was a night of torture, almost no sleep at all 😂
My bf’s snores serve as white noise for me to fall asleep.
The type of sound probably matters. If it’s just normal snoring and not something overly loud or irregular, having the sound of your partner there is probably pretty comforting.
Reminder that snoring directly shortens your life and you should do everything in your power to avoid snoring if you care about your everyday energy levels and longterm health or longevity
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What the fuck is this fresh bullshit
How’d you end up with that message? Does your browser straight up decline all cookies?
No I usually manually decline them, and a few seconds after I did I was redirected to a page with that message.
How strange, I don’t even get a popup
Hmm that’s weird indeed. I’m on mobile using voyager which opens a webview component and so I don’t have anything like unlock etc, maybe that’s why? No clue really
Thank you. Is sleep apnea the same as snoring?
Obstructive sleep apnea is essentially snoring yeah
But does snoring equate to sleep apnea was the question
From the article:
It’s important to remember that snoring doesn’t necessarily indicate something potentially serious, and not everyone who snores has OSA.
Sure, but when we talk about “someone who snores” it’s not an occasional thing in some positions that is benign, it’s typically a regular nightly occurance that is often disruptive to even partners who then experience health effects from impacted sleep
I’m just saying snoring doesn’t mean sleep apnea. It can be a symptom of that or not
It’s not a person’s snoring I have a problem with. The family dog snores like a motherfucker.
Them snoring has never been a problem, that’s true.
I can look at this two ways. I choose the positive:When couples love each other, they learn to harmonize their snoring.
