title says it.

  • SolidGrue
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    262 years ago

    Stop. Look at me.

    Pickle it.
    Dehydrate it.
    Powder it.
    Snort it.

  • @MoltenBoron
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    232 years ago

    Have you ever seen a group of old European men “hanging out” in the gym locker room? That’s why.

    • @justavegOP
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      112 years ago

      100% hilarious and 0% appropriate.

  • ProfessorFlaw
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    162 years ago

    Because cucumbers (my spelling is horryble)
    Are like 90 something % water, drying it would be very bad

    • Ech
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      102 years ago

      That means it is entirely possible that you could munch on 20 to 40 of these ships in one sitting if you are not paying attention, and consume the equivalent of two to four fresh pickles.

      Would you really eat that many fresh pickles in one sitting?

      Definitely not me…

  • driph
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    I dried out a cucumber over time like a gourd once just to see what would happen, and at the end it was basically a loofah, super light and airy.

    • @zeppo
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      42 years ago

      this makes me think of the name ‘pickle jerky’ which yeah, doesn’t sound that great

  • Moxvallix
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    102 years ago

    my guess is that drying something, much like pickling something, is used as a method of preserving the given food. as a pickle is already preserved, you wouldn’t need to dehydrate it.

    • @Cha0zz
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      42 years ago

      So are dried pickles the ultimate preserved food? There until the end of time?

    • jayrhacker
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      32 years ago

      Seems like it would work particularly well with a sweet pickle, concentrating the vinegar and salt flavors is going to make them really strong, sweetness would help balance it out a bit.

      I’d even consider making a custom batch with a lighter seasoning (like summer style fridge cucumbers), so it’s more like cucumber chips with vinegar and salt.

  • @zeppo
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    92 years ago

    I think freeze dried would be okay… like, crunchy? I’d put that on a baked potato. Just plain dehydrated might be chewy and not that great.

    • @justavegOP
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      32 years ago

      oh yeah thats a good point. well maybe it’d be ok if it were one of the sweeter varieties like bread and butter?

      • @zeppo
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        22 years ago

        I feel like that might sorta be good on toast

    • Billiam
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      12 years ago

      What if you dehydrated pickles and then deep-fried them? Maybe it’d be crunchy?

      • @zeppo
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        12 years ago

        we’re going to have a dehydrate a pickle first…

  • @tallwookie
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    92 years ago

    get a dehydrator & experiment, OP

    • @[email protected]
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      42 years ago

      I just realized I have one. Never used it tho, came as a bonus with another thing I bought.

      I think I will try that, sounds fun.

  • @worker9
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    62 years ago

    I think we should start with why are pickles a thing. I mean come on.

    • jon
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      62 years ago

      I gotta preserve my cucumbers somehow!

      • Alto
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        52 years ago

        Yknow it’s weird. I love other pickled things. Hell, pickled onions are my favorite form of onions, and I love onion in general. But pickles? Disgusting. Can’t stand them. The absolute worst.

    • @LeHorror
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      22 years ago

      In case serious. Before refrigeration and Air conditioning were invented, farmers wanted to keep their produce from going bad.

      You had a few options, canning, bottling, pickling, salting, drying. Canning was invented 250 years ago or so. Bottling was a thing as long as bottles have been around, which is 500 or so years ago. Beyond that, the best way to ensure food doesn’t grow bacteria or mold or whatever on it is to make the food inhospitable to microbial life, so by depriving it of water or putting something in it that prevents growth. So vinegar and salt.

      That’s why pickles are a thing. We now live in an age where food “just comes from the grocery or food kiosk or restaurant”. Mostly due to improvements in technology. But food usually comes in seasons. Whether hunting, fishing or planting. Fruit cocktail canning is done over the course of a month in a year. 24 hours nonstop.

      Cucumbers grow easily. Preserving them turns them into pickles.