• MrSulu@lemmy.ml
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    I’m not religious / Christian, but even I know that this is not what happened at Easter.

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      I was raised christian (I’m doing better now, thank you) and everyone knows the tale of what happened at Easter: An american gravy seal team went with a black hawk to Jerusalem and liberated Jesus from the cruel muslims.

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      Guy stepping out of a cave three days after everyone thought he was dead and kicking off a campaign to topple the greatest empire on earth?

      Sounds like a parable favoring Iran.

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    Casual reminder that an apocalyptic death cult is pulling strings at the highest levels of government like we’re living in a D&D campaign.

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    Yes, just like in the Bible when Top Gun Jesus was flying his F-15 over Roman territory.

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    There really should be something like Godwin’s Law, but for seeing Jaysus in everything/everyone. I mean, comparing that shitsack lying liar Donvict to Jesus? LOL.

    These people seem to spend most of their time Communism-spotting, but when they aren’t doing that, they see Jesus in nearly everything. I just cannot imagine living in that headspace.

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    A maniac working for a maniac. Just great