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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Political HumorEnglish · 5 months ago

Goodbye Orbman

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Goodbye Orbman

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Political HumorEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • TheTechnician27
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    Don’t forget the most important one:

    > Loses to an opponent whose surname is literally “Magyar”

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      K but what does it mean?

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        “Hungarian”

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      deleted by creator

  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Okay but the guy he lost to is named Pete Hungarian.

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      You surely meant to say Hungry Pete, right?

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    All he needs now is a huge moustache and an army of animal cyborgs to catch that hedgehog.

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        “I’ve come to make an announcement: the EU is a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right: they took their Brussels fucking bureaucratic dick out, and they pissed on my fucking wife. And they said their dick was ‘T H I S B I G’, and I said ‘That’s disgusting!’ So I’m making a callout post on my kormany dot hu: European Union, you got a small dick. It’s the size of Andorra except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! PWOOOOOSH [cut to the Austria-Hungary 1914 borders]”

        • Jiral@lemmy.org
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          That’s all oddly specific.

          • TheTechnician27
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            I thought it up while I was peeing in a Hot Topic.

  • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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    He puts Randy Bobandy to shame with that gut

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      11 months pregnant.

  • webp@mander.xyz
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    Thats where he stores corruption

  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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    That looks like triplets. Could he be a she? We should start sex testing leaders of state to ensure they actually have a penis. I hear Magyar has already submitted his video evidence.

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    I guess after stealing everything he could carry eat, the old cleptocrat was ready to retire.

    Orban stole all that KitKat

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