• ekZepp
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    1 year ago

    “Listen dude. I’m going to stab you in the chest with a silver knife. BUT! But, but… Let me be clear here! I’m not doing that because of your sexual orientation which i respect and consider a normal thing to have. Ok?”

    • Roundcat
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      51 year ago

      “I’m going to rip you to shreds!!! But seriously, thank you for your affirmation. It means a lot coming from my adversary that my sexual orientation doesn’t play into your decision to stand against me!”

      • ekZepp
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        21 year ago

        “You’re welcome” 🗡️ [SLASH!!!]

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      151 year ago

      Why not 13 or 15? Too superstitious for the former and too humble for the latter?

        • Chariotwheel
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          61 year ago

          In my imagination you were working this out for months with dozens of excel sheets.

        • Roundcat
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          11 year ago

          Fair enough, 13 is too few indeed, but 15 definitely pushing it. 16 is hell of a lot too many. but 14 is enough to feel like you have an abundance of werewolf boyfriends while still being a manageable number.

  • @[email protected]
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    61 year ago

    [nerd alert] In the Elseworlds comics with a Black Superman, Lex Luthor makes it a point to claim he isn’t racist.