• @[email protected]
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    801 year ago

    I’d consider her a keeper as she clearly loves you how you are. Everyone has their pros and cons, and she looks like she sees your cons, but also your pros and still loves how you are.

    Also, she’s funny so that is a huge pro for her.

    Lastly, congrats on the balls my friend.

    • @Hotdogman
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      You don’t leave your job until you have a better job unless your job is abusive.

      • @[email protected]
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        Or you fall out of love with your job, or you feel like you’re putting more effort into the job than your boss is… I think this analogy is starting to break down.

        • @Hotdogman
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          I guess that falls under abusive about the boss. You all are thinking, or not thinking, way to hard about an analogy. Hope your day gets better.

            • @Hotdogman
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              Partner, singular, thanks. No issues here. No idea why you decided to respond with a concerning statement on a joke thread unless you were tossing a zinger in there.

      • @Rachelhazideas
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        The bar is so low here that it’s clipping into the floor.

  • @Fedizen
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    211 year ago

    great balls dude, thats a W

        • Ignotum
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          21 year ago

          It really depends on your rig, older hardware can only handle low poly models which end up looking a bit pointy

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    So are there any ball lovers here? Mind explaining to me what “nice balls” would even be? Should i do more kegels?

    • @petersr
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      So she would laugh during sex?

  • @demlet
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    111 year ago

    Have you expressed insecurity with your size? It sounds like she’s trying to reassure you.

    Not all of us, including myself, were destined to be porn stars, my friend. If it’s a relationship based on more than physical attraction, it shouldn’t matter. And there are lots of ways to please a partner… :P

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    The old “pod racer” package.

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    I would ask her what she meant by it. Seems like maybe to be supportive? If you talk to her about it though there will be no uncertainty.

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    It’s a joke dude, there is no need to crumble into a fine powder upon seeing it.

    • @pleasemakesense
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      I think he is fully aware it’s a joke mate, I would even venture to guess the title of the post is also somewhat of a joke

    • @petersr
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      I take this as a reverse psychology nudge.