• @TheSpermWhale
    link
    English
    1091 year ago

    The fact they can legally charge a subscription for a fitted feature that does not pose any continuous cost for the company is insane

    • @douglasg14b
      link
      81 year ago

      Flip it to instead focus on them forcing limited lifespans for the cars by doing this and then dropping support.

    • @tool
      link
      English
      61 year ago

      The fact they can legally charge a subscription for a fitted feature that does not pose any continuous cost for the company is insane

      It’s called “Rent-Seeking Behavior” and it has infected essentially every single fucking millimeter of the market.

      You’ll own nothing and you’ll fucking like it.

  • @TheLurker
    link
    English
    59
    edit-2
    11 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • IninewCrow
    link
    fedilink
    English
    371 year ago

    Car in the 90s: … door doesn’t close securely anymore … the windshield is cracked … the brakes don’t work sometimes … the transmission is slipping … the engine is misfiring … the alternator doesn’t work anymore … the coolant is way below the add mark … steering fluid is almost empty … you have no more headlights … the rear trunk door has fallen off … CAR IS STILL DRIVEABLE

    Car in 2020s: … The car is all in one piece (it may even be brand new) … one random system trouble light … alarm goes off at regular intervals to annoy you to the point of taking it to a mechanic.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      71 year ago

      Windshield wiper fluid low is so obtrusive. It warms you next to the odometer as a message pop-up instead of a light, other things have lights, why doesn’t it? Know what’s worse? It also pops up multiple times on the dashboard touch screen blocking you from seeing your navigation while driving. At least I know I’m low on wiper fluid!

      • SokathHisEyesOpen
        link
        fedilink
        English
        4
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        It’s like all of the annoying assholes we knew growing up somehow managed to get into decision making positions at all the major corporations. It’s so common now for designs to be absolutely completely fucking terrible. Constant nagging and annoyances. Fuck off already! I’m living my life, stop trying to live it for me.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          21 year ago

          I ended up buying in bulk 6 gallons of wiper fluid. My solution is to always have extra now lol. My last car I’d run on low for a year, this one I filled it twice just this summer!

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        41 year ago

        My 2020 Seat Ibiza doesn’t warn me about wiper fluid at all. It just stops working, which can be quite annoying when it’s empty right as I’d really need it

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      21 year ago

      Oh man, I forgot about the doors that don’t close properly. You knew it was going to be a fun ride when you got in one with a bungee cord holding it shut.

      • IninewCrow
        link
        fedilink
        English
        21 year ago

        Lol … I grew up for a few years on a native reserve in northern Ontario … I remember driving around in trucks without doors

        On one drive with my friends as young teens … I was 13 going on joy ride … as we tore through town, the front hood flipped open and onto the windshield … while we going fast on a narrow gravel roadway … it’s one of those moments where you go from sheer joy to absolute terror in a heart beat.

        I’ve been in a lot of shitty vehicles in my life and we learned how to make things work … as long as it had pistons and a carburetor, we could get it to run.

  • @toybastard
    link
    321 year ago

    Ironically, BMW, the company that was charging a heated seat subscription, is also the same company that still lies about its horsepower numbers today.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      101 year ago

      Which way? I’ve seen advertising use wheel hp instead of crank which is what I assume to be the default.

      • @toybastard
        link
        101 year ago

        In the positive direction. Many of the new M3s and M4s, and even the Toyota Supra that they manufacture, have been marketed as making less power than cars that they will easily beat in a drag race.

        • LUHG
          link
          31 year ago

          B58 “240/140/supra” claim 330, actual numbers around 350/370 in some cases.

        • GreenM
          link
          5
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          Because people are so numbed by all of these things, that masses are just silently accepting all of what these companies throw at them.
          Consumers have to wake up from this lethargy and start to support honest business or it will be too late.

    • Aa!
      link
      11 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    211 year ago

    BMW cancelled plans for this heated seats subscription based on memes like this. Keep up the good work!

    • @Earthwormjim91
      link
      11 year ago

      BMW didn’t give a single fuck about some autistic teenagers online making memes. They cared about actual customers not buying BMWs over it.

        • @Earthwormjim91
          link
          21 year ago

          Highly doubtful. The people actually in the market for a bmw aren’t spending their time looking at memes.

      • HotLine
        link
        fedilink
        51 year ago

        But teenagers will eventually become potential customers so it should matter.

        And maybe the memes can help spread messages. I mean i get ads from companies in meme format so it must have some effect.

  • @bagelberger
    link
    161 year ago

    I’ve wondered about how feasible it is to bypass all of these artificial locks these car companies put on their “services”

    • Cethin
      link
      fedilink
      English
      121 year ago

      If you want to maintain the warranty, that’s where you’re going to be screwed. If you’re buying used, who gives a fuck. Root the car and turn everything on. The car manufacturer cares about the first sale and that’s it. They’ll attempt to make it hard to root to prevent resales with more features enabled, but we’re going to do it anyway. A lot of people are pessimistic about the future of cars (which is fare for new cars), but personally I don’t care. Fuck the companies. There’s a way to control all their devices whether they like it or not.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        81 year ago

        Isn’t DMCA 1201 the problem here? It’s the same law John Deere beats hackers, crackers and tinkerers over the head with. They put a token, flimsy digital lock on their equipment so any replacement must be blessed and ordained by JD itself to work. If you defeat that lock, or tell someone else how to defeat that lock, you’re on the hook for fucking prison time or 500.000 bucks on your first offense. I agree with the spirit of your comment, when I purchase a thing the manufacturer can go fuck itself. But right now governments around the world (other countries have their equivalents based on the WIPO internet treaties) put all their legal weight behind this business model.

    • Queen HawlSera
      link
      fedilink
      English
      81 year ago

      I hear it’s pretty easy

      Do not take my word for it. I’m not a mechanic. Fuck I don’t even have custom firmware on my Prius

  • monsterpiece42
    link
    fedilink
    151 year ago

    Hopefully as my life goes on I will continue to make more money as I go.

    I intend to use that money to own and maintain old ass cars until it’s literally illegal.

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice
      link
      51 year ago

      I understand your sentiment but cars today are safer, quicker, dont rust as much, and get better gas mileage.

      The cost to maintain an older car won’t be cheap and it is shit for the environment.

      We just need to place government regulations on subscriptions. With recent wins pertaining to right to repair, hopefully they pick up speed and people start voting to make good changes.

      If you purchase a product, you should own it. If it has a feature that is disabled by the company, they should have to lease that space on your product, thereby paying you for the storage. That would incentivize not making products like this.

      • monsterpiece42
        link
        fedilink
        4
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        I flatly concede that new cars are safer. Granted that, it’s not really that bad to maintain an old car if you take a known good platform purchased in cash and maintain it in a low rust area (which I am). I present two examples:

        I have a 1991 Chevy S10 I bought in 2011. Other than fluid changes, I have put in brakes (twice), battery, starter, and a water pump in it since that time. Total cost, maybe $300? I bought the truck for $2500 and it gets around 25mpg.

        I have a 2005 Scion xB. Purchased 2019, I have put only brakes into it (cost $150ish). Cost was $2800, and it gets over 30mpg almost always.

        Separate to these, I have an e-scooter I use for commuting and small errands on nice days. I think the trio makes a great combo of practical stuff mover, people mover, and “just me” mover. I find it hard to believe this trio would be anything close to the carbon output of making two new equivalent cars and burning the same amount of fuel with them.

        Thoughts?

        • @LifeInMultipleChoice
          link
          1
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          How is that s10 getting 25mpg, that’s wonderful as new it only got 22 mpg. The 1992 Jeep Cherokee outisde my place last I tested got 10.8 mpg. 6 cylinder mostly metal no airbags. Now the snapper push lawn mower I have that was bought in the early 80s is a better example of what you want. I mowed a half acre with it today and it started up on the first pull. Spark plug, sharp blade, and a motor and it gets beat by my neighbors $3000 rider but Ill save that dollar anyday. Exercise isnt hurting my fat ass. That thing runs better than the Honda motors i thought outran their time.

          No one cares, but it started up first pull this year after sitting all winter uncovered in a backyard with small amounts of snow

          • monsterpiece42
            link
            fedilink
            21 year ago

            You’re probably right about the mpg. The odometer has been broken for ages and I was estimating milage by adding up my commutes. I am at high altitude which does help a bit due to the lower wind resistance however.

            6cyl anything from that era is almost always rough on gas haha. My dad also had an XJ – it’s actually what I learned to drive in. But yeah, terrible on gas.

            I have a older mower too (not as old as you). But it’s creeping up on 10 years old. It’s a Troy-Bilt with the Briggs motor. Same though, first start of the season it’s sometimes two pulls, and then almost always just a single pull after that.

      • @pootis_601
        link
        0
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        I understand your intentions, but blindly believing modern cars are safer just because they’re modern isn’t exactly a good mentality either.

        For instance: the Volkswagen Up!! Being safer than the Renault kwid which is still better than the equally modern fiat panda, which got the lowest possible grade.

        Remember: the auto industry will not make safer automobiles without pressure, I know this because the volkswagen T2 was built all the way to 2014 only getting performance or interior updates because of the lack of pressure on them to make a safer vehicle for that class.

        Edit: also do note that the kwid built on Brazil is significantly different from the Indian kwid, meaning that one got 3 stars and the other only one.

        As a side note: the Volkswagen Up! performed well when it was tested in 2014 by latinncap

        • @LifeInMultipleChoice
          link
          11 year ago

          So the car I drove to work today is from 1992/93. Doesn’t even have airbags. No AA brakes… and I can almost guarantee that it doesn’t fold like a car from the 2020’s

          • @pootis_601
            link
            11 year ago

            You know, the article I’ve sent mentions the differences between the Brazilian kwid and Indian.

            One of the points mentioned in it is the differences between reinforcements in both vehicles, being the Indian having weaker structures and less safety gear. (No airbags and such) Thus it got a lower score.

            Notice how this 1989 toyota celica does this is a good car from the day, notice how the driver’s face bangs against the steering wheel? That’s what airbags are for, older cars offer minimal head protection.

            And the “older cars don’t crumble” thing is proven to be bogus over and over again, if you look closely the older cars folded more frequently than their modern counterparts. In the case of the corolla, it didn’t fare better than it’s new and improved interation

            Consider this quote: “It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.” -Douglas Adams

            Of course, automobiles are unlikely to fall, but it means that a sudden stop can cause a lot more harm than what people think, crumple zones are meant to absorb the shock.

            Thus an automobile without any crumple zones whatsoever means that the car will be fine, but the sudden shock will cause lots of damage to your soft and mushy human body.

            Modern automobiles have proven to be, on average, safer than their older counterparts. However as I have said: there are safe cars, not so safe cars and death traps. Which goes back to what I’ve said: measuring an automobile’s safety solely by date of manufacturing is overly simplistic.

            To be frank I kind of feel a sour grapes vibe :P but don’t fret, I can’t afford a new car either. Not every one can and that’s where older cars shine.

            Though I’d take a dacia sandero over a fiat panda anytime.

  • sebinspace
    link
    141 year ago

    That time when Toyota overbuilt the shit out of an in-line six with way less power than it could handle as part of a gentleman’s agreement to avoid government intervention and ended up being an absolute fucking monster.

    • @jagungal
      link
      21 year ago

      “Oh, but the stock supra had no power. It’s not fair to compare it to .” That was the point you nitwits, it was supposed to be modded.

      • sebinspace
        link
        51 year ago

        Haha 1khp 2JZ go brap brap brap

  • Dr. Coomer
    link
    131 year ago

    Meanwhile hillbillies are learning how to start ford f150s with the button that opens the door.

    • Cethin
      link
      fedilink
      English
      41 year ago

      These companies just care about the first sale, but I guarantee you there’s going to be a thriving market in the future of rooted cars with all features enabled, and they’re going to be far better than whatever the dipshit buying the new car for 4 times as much gets.

    • @aidan
      link
      -21 year ago

      What do you mean by hillbillies?

  • unfnknblvbl
    link
    fedilink
    81 year ago

    It took me far too long to realise that this was a meme and not a link to a news article…

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    51 year ago

    This was at it’s peak in the nineties, with the gentlemens agreement between the Japanese automakers. I suspect some vehicles had their power underrated by 50KW or so.

  • @luckyhunter
    link
    51 year ago

    The Volkswagon recall really pussy whipped the entire automotive industry.

    • @iforgotmyinstance
      link
      English
      21 year ago

      Vwagy group cars are still being made this way. Audi engine, Lamborghini transmission, etc. The internal components are just shared between productions to cut costs, while they tweak the timings in the computer to match the customer expectations.

      They got their hand slapped by the EPA for the TDI emissions line, but the cars are basically performance vehicles detuned. You can supe a modern jetta or golf up for under 3k, 90% of it is just changing the intake and exhaust manifolds while changing shift timings. The Jetta models actually improve fuel economy with an APR tune.

      • @luckyhunter
        link
        21 year ago

        Yeah the EPA TDI bullshit is what I was talking about. It blows my mind to meet EPA “Standards” they had to make the engine perform worse and be less fuel efficient.

        • @Earthwormjim91
          link
          21 year ago

          How does that blow your mind?

          Capturing emissions and recirculating them back through the engine to reburn them is inherently less efficient for power. It reduces the amount of emissions at the tailpipe at the expense of power and longevity. The EPA doesn’t give a shit about how much power your car makes, they care about the sulphur and NOx emissions from diesel engines making it into the air.

          You can make a more fuel efficient and powerful diesel that will go for a couple million miles by straight piping it, but the emissions are god awful.

          • @luckyhunter
            link
            -11 year ago

            Not the process, the standards. Burning more fuel to “reduce emissions”. then I have to spend a bunch of money “fixing” a brand new vehicle to get the power and fuel efficiency the car was always capable of in the beginning.

            • @lemming741
              link
              21 year ago

              Your Jetta can only hit those numbers rolling coal.

              • @luckyhunter
                link
                01 year ago

                Awesome! I’ll have a “peace love” and lgbtqaaip2s+ bumper stickers to really confuse everyone.

    • monsterpiece42
      link
      fedilink
      11 year ago

      Can you elaborate? I’m not familiar with the connection you’re referring to.

      • @luckyhunter
        link
        11 year ago

        Thier TDI desiels were programmed to have a “emission testing” mode which meets EPA standards, and then a “normal drive” mode which was more powerful and more fuel efficient, but didn’t meet standards. They got caught and had to recall and buy back every car that had this feature.

        • monsterpiece42
          link
          fedilink
          11 year ago

          For sure, I’m familiar with that. You said it pussy whipped the industry. I don’t understand how they’re connected.

          • @luckyhunter
            link
            21 year ago

            The post is about lying about performance, and how no one does it anymore. VW was the last big lie before they got slapped so hard no one does it anymore.

            • monsterpiece42
              link
              fedilink
              01 year ago

              Gotcha. I’d usually call that “honest” rather than “pussy whipped” so I think that’s what my disconnect was.

  • Prethoryn Overmind
    link
    41 year ago

    “They don’t make them like they used to.”

    Yeah dad, you are right. You are far less likely to die.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      131 year ago

      Fatal crashes have actually gone up in recent years. Likely due to an uptick in SUVs and pick up trucks with their huge blind spots

      There are less crashes now overall but they are far more deadly.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        21 year ago

        Its under 5 falaties per 100K in most of europe. Norway at 2. Monaco at 0 (but foes that count?)

        Russia is at 11.

        Usa is at 13.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      21 year ago

      Really not true about diesels. DPF is a common problem but didn’t even exist in early diesels. Mechanics hate DPFs. Maybe true about petrols.

      But EV are better still (if you can have a home charger) and weren’t really a thing in the 80s/90s. Bar milk floats.

      • JokeDeity
        link
        fedilink
        31 year ago

        I’m not a car guy and I really can’t even tell if you responded to the right comment or if it just makes so little sense to me I wouldn’t know either way.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          3
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          I’m not a car guy, but I am the son of one and have plenty of gear head friends. DPF is Diesel Particulate Filter. It basically catches all the soot and then, when it’s full enough, and the DPF is hot enough, there is a fuel injector that injects fuel and burns it all out. That’s called a regen. When see white smoke, that’s probably what you are seeing. If the DPF gets clogged, the engine won’t start as it can’t exaughst. So being able to regen is important. To get up to temperature to regen, the diesel needs to be run hard for about 10-15 minutes. Which it will get on a decent speed trip. DPFs came in to make diesels less dirty. Though you can argue it’s moving the problem as much as reducing it. It’s illegal but common, to bypass DPFs when it starts being an issue.

          I know all this because it was the DPF that killed my last diesel.

          Very widely held view that diesels were more reliable without DPFs. That they aren’t good for the mileage they were pre-DPFs. Of course they were also even dirtier.