This is getting hilarious

  • WiggyJiggyJed
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    131 year ago

    Tu quid dicis de me, putasne? Ego youll ’ have vos scitis ego lectus summo genere meo In Classe Sigilla, et ego iam involved in Numerosis secretum excursionibus al-Quaeda, et ego super 300 confirmata necat. Ego sum summo orci pellentesque in agone totius US armati virium. Nihil mihi es, sed aliud scopum. Ego extergimus te irrumabo cum praecisione similia, quae numquam ante visa sunt In terra hac, mark fucking verba mea. Vos can adepto auferat putas dicere quod stercore mihi super Penitus? Cogita iterum, fucker. Ut loquimur arcanum meum retis exploratores trans USA contingentes et IP tuus nunc investigatur ut tempestatem, vermiculum melius paras. Tempestas, quae parum misellam delet, quam vitam tuam vocas. Fucking es mortuus, haedus. Alicubi esse possum, quolibet tempore, et te supra septingentos vias interficere possum, et nudis manibus iustum est. Non solum in armis late exercitatus sum, sed accessum habeo ad totam armamentarium Civitatum Americae Unitarum Marine Corps et eo utar ad plenam suam amplitudinem ut asinum tuum miserum faciem continentis abstergas, parum stercore. Et si cognovisses quid riderem tuum parum “callidus” comment erat adducere descendit super te, maybe vos would tenuit tua stupri lingua. Sed non poterat, non, et nunc erant ’ solvente pretium, tu goddamn fatuus. Ego cacas in furore tuo, et in eo mergam te. Fucking es mortuus, kiddo

    • MerylasFalguard
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      71 year ago

      I feel like I should feel bad that I was able to figure out which copy-pasta this was after the first sentence.

    • @HypersapienOP
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      21 year ago

      How did I know what this was even before I saw the references to Marine Corps and “Fucking ______ kiddo”?

    • isanameaname
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      71 year ago

      Literally “to atone for brittle hotness”. Idomatically: “hot for teacher”.

      • CIWS-30
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        41 year ago

        inb4 “Does anyone else think that the teacher in The Magic Schoolbus is pretty cute?”

        also: “Hey, it’s Ms. Frizzle, not Mrs. so she’s siiingle.”

  • @grue
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    1 year ago

    That’s outrageous! That’s unfair!

    …they need to allow stuff like Sanskrit and ancient Egyptian, too!

  • riktor
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    71 year ago

    That’s pretty funny… err I mean hoc est ridiculam!

    • HubertManne
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      51 year ago

      if your post is any indication its going to sound like harry potter cosplay in there.

    • @HypersapienOP
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      91 year ago

      Google translate is giving me “If kept silence stayed philosopher.”

      • Cevilia (she/they/…)
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        131 year ago

        Colloquially it means “If you’d kept your mouth shut, we might’ve thought you were clever.”

        It’s my favourite Latin phrase, and not directed at you btw. :)

        • Perhyte
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          21 year ago

          Reminds me of a similar quote:

          It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt

  • Drunemeton
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    41 year ago

    Mod takeover in 3…2…?