Let Birds Masturbate | Defector
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No matter what brought you here—if you live with or without birds, if you have lain awake at night pondering the problem of your parrot’s predilection for wanking it in the wee hours, or if you have no clue that or how a bird might whack off in the first place—I am here to tell…
  • patient_tech
    6·
    4 months ago

    This is just a psy-op distraction. They just want us to not notice those are government issued feather covered surveillance devices.

  • icelimit@lemmy.ml
    3·
    4 months ago

    I hope the lady that cried after finding out swans can be gay is also crying because birds can masturbate, because this definitely brought a tear to by eye