I’m convinced I’m in a coma. Look at that headline, and tell me if you believe this is real life. It can’t be! That looks like something that would be a headline on a newspaper in GTA4 you’d see if you took the time to notice those hidden details.
This isn’t real life. It can’t be.
We gotta open the harambe portal
The period from the Re-election to the first month of Trump’s term convinced me of the same. Now I’d say it’s more that people have the irrationality of dreams. I think that’s more terrifying.
At this point I’m just trying to find some purpose in absurdist-nihilist posturing. At the very least, being in an absolutely insane world is a reason to “yolo” shit.
We’re gonna look up one night to see
TRႱ
written on the moon aren’t we?
Ngl, microwaving fish in shared space without warning or discussion kinda deserves a bullet in the ass. No more than that, just one bullet, in the actual gluteus.
America’s best cop
