Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
Sheathes blade
You are already gaped
Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.
Pull like you are starting a mower.
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
“Pull start for a dishwasher”
IYKYK
For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior
Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.
We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?
It’s japanese, so it’s probably exactly what it looks like
It’s actually a sex toy. It’s from AkumaToys from what I could tell.
But yeah, it’s actually what it looks like.
A butt
does the super fast drawing and sheathing trope; a brown streak paints the nearby wall
10,000 years of pain am I right?

Hello 911 it’s me again… Wait a second it has a flaired base nevermind this time … Sorry
several in fact
SepukupoopukuSepooku was right there.
That’s way better! Dammit.
Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?
Mouths?
Yes
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Some blades you choose, others choose you.
Bayblade Bayblade; let it rip!












