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Return_of_Chippy to Lemmy Shitpost · 23 hours ago

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    Someone calls me buddy we’re throwing hands.

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    You forgot Bless your heart.

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    Said by a man called Clem.

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    Is the levels of black anger just yelling stabbing or shooting?

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      Excellent example of racial vs racist humor. Thank you.

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    Lol. This isn’t white people, it’s old people.

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      4 hours ago

      Alright bucko

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    TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.

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      18 hours ago

      Correct

      • Tiral
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        15 hours ago

        This isn’t even Midwestern, it’s like Wisconsin and Minnesota.

        • Faildini
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          As a Kansan I hear about half of these regularly.

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          Correct

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    What about “hey! Fucko!” I’ve never heard anyone say that. So far.

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      usually the bullet hits you before you can hear it

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    My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65

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    Oh my stars and garters

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    I’m not your buddy, guy.

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      I aint your guy, pal

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        I’m not your pal, friend.

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          I’m not your friend, chum.

          • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I’m not your chum, mate.

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          I ain’t your friend, acquaintance

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            We ain’t acquaintances, bro

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              Bro! You fuck!

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                You’re goddamn right I do

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    0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit

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      0.1: Listen up, chucklefuck

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        0.08: Them’s fightin’ words

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    Better to just say Midwestern.

    Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads…

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      Level 1 where you live is them shooting semi automatics at your house and car?
      I’m scared to ask what level 2 through 6 are

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    Where’s the classic “Why I oughtta”?

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    “You’re crusin’ for a bruisin’!”

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    According this list: I’m not white

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      Correct

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