• MinnesotaGoddam
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    17 days ago

    i can’t tell if you’re joking or Statesian about that tip line

    so it’s a really good joke

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      17 days ago

      Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it’s the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there’s a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that’s just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.

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        17 days ago

        yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain’t getting a job how about you

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          17 days ago

          Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don’t want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.