Or, “How to learn lessons that you won’t forget for life”.

My body reacted in the same spot he fell. I hate when that happens.

Got himself so hard his bones came out the back

Yup, that’s a few broken ribs I’m sure. Painful as hell, and since I broke mine the first time I’ve broken them twice more in the same place. Only bones I’ve ever broken. Didn’t bother going to the doctor the second two times because there’s fuck all they can do for you anyway. Just gotta let them heal, and try not to laugh or cough or bend or breathe too much for a couple months.

Ouch!

This should be NSFW

Luckily they can point to which is the ouchy bone on their shirt

This is how asian countries weed out the dumb ones before sending the smart ones overseas