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eyekaytee to Lemmy Shitpost ·
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Neil the Seal

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Neil the Seal

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eyekaytee to Lemmy Shitpost ·
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-01/neil-the-seal-crushes-fence/106864446

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  • m0darn@lemmy.ca
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    That’s a sea lion right? It can lift itself up on its flippers

    • deceiver@infosec.pub
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      southern elephant seal

  • VelvetPinkOtter123
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    Neil respects nothing, and we respect Neil for that

  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    Classic Neil.

  • AeronMelon
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    “Call the cops, see if I care.”

  • jade52@lemmy.ca
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    I would literally die for Niel

  • suodrazah@lemmy.ml
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    3 hours ago

    Ah, my neighbour. Hello Neil.

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    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@anarchist.nexus
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      He gets a pass for being so cute ancom-heart

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Wait till Neil shits into the Dog Waste Only bin. It’s not like they can send him to jail

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    “That’s Neil in the corner…

    That’s Neil in the spot … light … molesting my whole region”

  • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca
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    Poor Neil does not like the changes to his neighbourhood. He just wants to lie down in the shade

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    There is nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neil McBeal, the Navy Seal.

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      ally mcbeal joke was right there and you fumbled so hard

      Im sure you would have killed the stand up scene in the mid 80s opening for Seinfeld. Hahah

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        It’s a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman.

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          I am very sorry you’re unoriginal

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            Yeah, it was pretty low effort. Figured it might give someone a chuckle tho.

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            I didn’t make the comment, dumbass.

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              You didn’t make the comment that I replied to that was also posted under your username?

              Spooky shit bro. I guess you’ve got a poltergeist living with you.

              Or did you assume I was insulting someone else? Dipshit.

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                You’re saying that my comment,

                It’s a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman

                Is unoriginal? Uh… ok. Think it’s more likely that you thought I was the guy that made the reference. But sure. That’s what you meant.

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    Hahaha what a legend

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