• Izzy
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    2471 year ago

    We have re-invented trains for the 500th time. Good job world.

    • snooggums
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      941 year ago

      What about trains underground?

      Maybe even powered by electricity.

    • @teruma
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      411 year ago

      Is that like crabification for vehicles?

    • @[email protected]
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      But it’s an even worse version because with it the traffic on rail networks would explode, the complexity of the unit that moves everything increases (as well as cost), and it pisses away all the efficiency trains get from economies of scale. A 2 mile train will always be more efficient than this crap. And that’s all before you consider the safety nightmare that this would cause.

  • Sibbo
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    1251 year ago

    This is how you get the US to finally agree on a large scale train system: can them trucks.

    • Poggervania
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      731 year ago

      Rail trucks.

      Hell, they could probably get away with re-marketing trains rail trucks by talking about how much horsepower they have, how big they are, and how they can even pull other cars in a single line.

      • Caveman
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        111 year ago

        Now we just need to wait for the Smart Rail Truck Convoy™

        • 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏
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          51 year ago

          Just wait until they find out about the fancy air conditioned ones that can carry human cargo much faster than container cargo 😳

          • @Fedizen
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            “this dumbass brave, smart, tech billionaire is upending train truck freight with this crazy 200 year old new idea

    • Izzy
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      281 year ago

      Truck platoons on rails. Sounds so cool. Fund it immediately.

    • @[email protected]
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      271 year ago

      The us has a large scale train system (for freight.) the key will be to convince people who currently drive trucks (vehicles used to move freight) that trains are bigger and more phallic and thus a better method of compensation.

  • @[email protected]
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    391 year ago

    What if you link a whole bunch of them together, and then instead of having each cart be self propelled, you could have one car that pushes all of the linked cars at once? Sounds way more efficient to me. If only there was a name for a long chain of linked cars…

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    From these comments it seemed like no one actually read what these are for? It actually makes a lot of sense to use existing, underutilized railway to deliver loads that would not require full train setups. This isn’t really a cars/trucks thing and I do blame Arstechnica for writing that shitty headline.

    • @[email protected]
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      341 year ago

      Yes, however, a lot of these rail lines have been needlessly abandoned and replaced with road shipping. Road shipping isn’t really cheaper, they just get to put $10 of operational cost on the taxpayer for every $1 they spend. You’re basically subsidizing artificially cheap shipping. Rail is the single most efficient means that we have of moving just about anything, but it’s not as heavily taxpayer subsidized, and therefor not stonks. The correct answer would be to put those $10 of operational cost back on long and mid haul trucking companies and rebuild our freight rail networks, which, even without switching to electric trains, would significantly reduce emissions, make our roads safer, and drastically reduce long term maintenance costs on our highway infrastructure.

      • @[email protected]
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        61 year ago

        Road shipping isn’t really cheaper, they just get to put $10 of operational cost on the taxpayer for every $1 they spend. You’re basically subsidizing artificially cheap shipping.

        Could you explain this? Is it because taxes pay for roads?

        • @[email protected]
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          101 year ago

          In a word, yes. Subsides to the tune of 100s of billions of dollars a year across the USA.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          Like YIMBY said, the short answer is yes. The long answer is that there’s a complicated network of subsidies, write-offs, and car-related maintenance, bureaucracy, and clean-up that is supported by the taxpayer and doesn’t pay for itself. It’s not just repaving roads, which has to happen more and more often as vehicles get heavier and faster (road damage increases quadratically as vehicle weight increases), it’s also paying for highway patrol to enforce road safety, paying for first responders to clean up accidents, paying for other maintenance to prevent wildfires and clean up roadside litter (even if you use prison crews, it doesn’t cost nothing), paying to maintain other road-related infrastructure like signs and guardrails, as well as the multitude of oil and gasoline subsidies that become more and more important as we become more and more reliant on tractor-trailers to haul goods.

          The ten dollars spent by taxpayers for every one dollar of operational cost actually applies to driving cars, I suspect that the cost to taxpayers for long haul trucking is quite larger.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          Heavy vehicles are the only thing that can put any meaningful wear on roads and streets, due to the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_power_law that says that the wear on the road is a function of the fourth power of the mass of the vehicle over the number of axles. A car puts 160,000 times as much wear on a road as a bike does, and the step up to heavy transportation vehicles involves a similarly massive jump. Every time a heavy truck moves a shipment over our roads, there is a real cost that we have to pay in maintenance that has no equivalent for personal vehicles.

      • @drkhrse96
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        21 year ago

        Not sure if you are saying that this is what we should be doing because that is what the article is suggesting. Using rail in a more efficient manner, not roads.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      Of course not, they’re just going to make twenty different posts talking about genitals, as if that’s a priority for semi truck drivers.

    • @Danatronic
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      11 year ago

      The biggest reason why companies use trucks instead of trains is that you can fill a semi truck and send it off a lot quicker than you can fill a whole train. I think rail cars capable of individual operation would work great in place of semis, because you get all the benefits of the smaller size, but you could also link them up into full trains for efficiency when possible.

  • @[email protected]
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    241 year ago

    Adam Something on YouTube:

    It’s like a train, but shittier, like a bus, but shittier, like a tram, but shittier…

  • @[email protected]
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    151 year ago

    I have nothing intelligent to add, but I just want to say that I sincerely hate cars. This sub isn’t a joke to me, I wish those god damn things were never invented.

    I’m tired of breathing their cancer-causing fumes, I’m tired of the honking and screeching, I’m tired of worrying I’ll get run over just walking around my neighborhood, I’m tired of micro plastics in my brain because some fat asshole was too lazy to ride a bike, I’m tired of climate change threatening global stability. Sorry for the rant.

  • Flying Squid
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    131 year ago

    Now stop me if you’ve heard this before, but what if… and this is just a thought, don’t get too worked up… but what if instead of just one of those, we hooked a bunch of them together and pulled them with something?

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      I’m not sure we have the technology to achieve such greatness, but if we did, we could call it a TRAnsportation Innovation Network or TRAIN for short.

  • @LEDZeppelin
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    121 year ago

    In before someone in the US calls it CoMmUNiSm!

  • no banana
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    81 year ago

    America doesn’t seem to want trains unless they’re either cars or way too complicated.

    • bullsaintOP
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      31 year ago

      It seems The Onion’s article headline everytime there is a school shooting applies here, ‘“There’s no way to prevent this!” says only country where this happens.’