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Return_of_Chippy to Lemmy Shitpost · 7 hours ago

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Return_of_Chippy to Lemmy Shitpost · 7 hours ago
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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    2 hours ago

    For the last one, here’s the reply:

    Sure all $6.45 of it.

  • WoodScientist
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    Go to your bank wearing an N95 mask. Wear a hoodie and put a banana in the front pocket. Keep your hands in your front pocket, grasping the banana. Walk up to the teller and ask them to put $100 in a bag.

    In tiny print at the bottom, include your bank account number. After they have a second to look at it, hand them your photo ID.

  • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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    “What time does the manager walk to his car” is definitely not suspicious at all lol

  • viertesauge@feddit.org
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    6 hours ago

    What if we kissed withdrew all our money simultaneously at the bank?

  • ceenote
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    Why Andrew Garfield?

    • ashenone@lemmy.ml
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      The real Garfield wouldn’t agree to pose for a photoshoot for this post

      • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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        44 minutes ago

        Garfield was busy

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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      He was Spider-Man

      • ceenote
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        6 hours ago

        Oh, I see. Carry on.

      • sidebro@lemmy.zip
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        like, what more reason do you need?

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