Now I wonder why he has bed all to himself? It’s a complete mystery why a NiceGuy™ like him can’t find a partner. Yes, a total mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn’t work out!!! Mystery.
I am a proponent for allowing responsible gun ownership.
But morons who use them like fashion accessories or as a substitute for a personality like that disgust me.
as a lesbian, i always use my ass to make up for my lack of pussy
This is just the plot of the game PolyArmory
(which btw, definitely check out its a fun free game and brilliant writing)
10/10 pun
Yeah! Took him down a peg!
He’s into that
The placement of the gun on the left makes this look like a problem that’ll solve itself.
Maybe one of them will blow its load in him
Ha.
It’s not a flattering angle for that picture.
I can see straight up his mangina.
Oh wow, a dick shaming joke…how devastating…
I disagree. And this is a hill I’ll die on.
“Dick small” isn’t body shaming. Because just like a gun, we all know it’s about how you use it.
It’s not dick shaming. If anything, it’s identity shaming, since people like this tie their identities to their number of guns and the size of their penises.
Pointing out “no penis” is pointing out they have no identity of their own.
They used less penis as the criticism of the joke. It’s dick shaming.
GunDickJoke, entertaining and original, what a zinger
C’mon I like guns I own 15 or so but this is commentary about a certain subset of gun owners we can all make fun of.
