I’ve had nightmares about these…
I came to the comments expecting literally this exact screenshot
Ingrown headnail
Just decapitate me at that point

Hmmm make it a big toe nail so it gets yellow and thick and accumulates cheese underneath so I can scrape and eat on the go.
c/cursedcomments
We’d probably fight more with headbutts than with punches. Boxing would be cray. Safety equipment probably would be different.
I would say OP hit the nail on the head here. It would be different.
Those nail clippers are going to be huge.
Although I guess that “hair stylists” would get replaced with nail techs. Head Nail styles would be crazy.
They’d probably use saws or grinders at that scale
I almost exclusively use a coarse file for my toenails so they don’t break weird and get ingrown
Magpies wouldn’t feel so smug that’s for sure.
Nail salons would be booming
Natural helmet
Nothin a bit of phenol couldn’t take care of.
…well, maybe a lot of phenol. And a crowbar.
Imagine having a giant ingrown nail on your head. Yeah, no thanks.
Or itchy nail fungus.
Kryten?
Do you think we’d get sunburn under the nail?
Is it possible to get sunburned under your regular nails?
With powerful enough radiation, you can get a sunburn through your whole body =D
That being said, keratin doesn’t seem to absorb UV (A or B) very well so probably: https://www.npsg.uwaterloo.ca/data/skin.php
According to Google, yes. :(
I don’t trust google. Ask someone in real life and get back to me. Lol
Would
hairnail thinning or balding still exist?What would that look like?
You hâve to go to the nail dresser too. If you nailr is too long you can’t lay flat and sleep.
Are you having a stroke?
Was laughing. My bad. I trieddto correct













