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linsenchip@piefed.zip to Microblog MemesEnglish · 7 days ago

Life would be different

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Life would be different

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linsenchip@piefed.zip to Microblog MemesEnglish · 7 days ago
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    https://spykids.fandom.com/wiki/Thumb_Thumbs

    • Shifty@sh.itjust.works
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      I’ve had nightmares about these…

    • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      I came to the comments expecting literally this exact screenshot

  • wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe
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    Ingrown headnail

    • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      Just decapitate me at that point

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    Hmmm make it a big toe nail so it gets yellow and thick and accumulates cheese underneath so I can scrape and eat on the go.

    • Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml
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      c/cursedcomments

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    We’d probably fight more with headbutts than with punches. Boxing would be cray. Safety equipment probably would be different.

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    I would say OP hit the nail on the head here. It would be different.

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    Those nail clippers are going to be huge.

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      Although I guess that “hair stylists” would get replaced with nail techs. Head Nail styles would be crazy.

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      They’d probably use saws or grinders at that scale

      I almost exclusively use a coarse file for my toenails so they don’t break weird and get ingrown

  • 𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au
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    Magpies wouldn’t feel so smug that’s for sure.

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    Nail salons would be booming

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    Natural helmet

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    Nothin a bit of phenol couldn’t take care of.

    …well, maybe a lot of phenol. And a crowbar.

  • Kirp123
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    Imagine having a giant ingrown nail on your head. Yeah, no thanks.

    • hakunawazo
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      Or itchy nail fungus.

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    Kryten?

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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    Do you think we’d get sunburn under the nail?

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      Is it possible to get sunburned under your regular nails?

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        With powerful enough radiation, you can get a sunburn through your whole body =D

        That being said, keratin doesn’t seem to absorb UV (A or B) very well so probably: https://www.npsg.uwaterloo.ca/data/skin.php

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        According to Google, yes. :(

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          I don’t trust google. Ask someone in real life and get back to me. Lol

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    Would hair nail thinning or balding still exist?

    What would that look like?

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      You hâve to go to the nail dresser too. If you nailr is too long you can’t lay flat and sleep.

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        Are you having a stroke?

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          Was laughing. My bad. I trieddto correct

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