Mine is “I have donkeybrains”. Not many people challenge this assertion.

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    Every time someone catches covid they lose 1 IQ point on average. Since (unless you’re vaccinated) you don’t really become immune anymore, you’re likely to lose several IQ points a year. QED.

    (That said, things were already going downhill before The Great Lurgy).

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      wtf i caught it like 10 times. how come scrience bitches can’t make me more smarter?

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    Unchecked corruption and endless media propaganda leading to runaway regulatory capture resulting in an untenable concentration of wealth and power into far too few individuals and organizations.

    Edit: also, donkey brains 🫏 🧠

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      24 hours ago

      I’m sorry we share this terrible affliction. That being said, your comment reads more of a blaming thing and I’m looking for excuses. Do you have any excuses?

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      22 hours ago

      what are hanging chads? some kind of new halloween decoration?

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        It was how Bush stole the 2000 elections from Al Gore and set the stage for the fascist takeover of the US, backed by the Supreme Court.

        It’s been series of cascading failures since then. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_v._Gore

        Our society and the environment have been held hostage ever since.

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        It was an issue with older ballot styles. In Florida, during the 2000 election, they were using ballots where you would use a hole punch to choose who you voted for. Sometimes, the hole punch did not fully cut the paper and the little bit (the chad) would still be attached. It could then cover up the hole, or cover a different one, so when the machine would read it, it could register as a different vote.

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      23 hours ago

      but buddha says we’re one with everything so technically this is your fault.

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        17 hours ago

        That was probably true back in olden times when Buddha was writing his college thesis on that, but there’s at least like 30 different people today and I’m not one of them.

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            17 hours ago

            There are some people in there that actually aren’t that different. Shawn vs Sean sort of thing. Probably closer to 20 people in 2014, crypto/AI/politics really gummed things up.

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          Deity belief doesn’t really come into this. I presume since you’re atheist, you’re existentialist, but at that point you still have to define what you’re responsible for and why. How much do you want to survive in this universe and for how long? What do you want to get out of it and how much? What do you consider to be the border of “you” and “not you”?

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    Why would I need excuses? I’ve been trying to stop this for 20 years. Political movements, organizing, writing and sharing useful information. I don’t need excuses. If you want an explanation, I can give you my perspective, but I don’t regret not doing more. I did as much as I could and paid dearly for it.

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      22 hours ago

      i mean i applaud your efforts but in this organization we want results.

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          22 hours ago

          Well played. Also, (based on your handle) you wouldn’t happen to play deep rock galactic, would you?

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    19 hours ago

    I’m preoccupied with my health and I don’t feel like I have a lot of agency to accomplish much. That’s slowly changing, maybe.

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    my life is great.

    not responsible for anyone else’s choices. and sick of weirdos who try to tell me i am, i notice such folks tend to be very unhappy with their own life choices and tend to blame other folks for them rather than take make better choices for themselves.

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        20 hours ago

        yeah no shit. this place desperately needs folks who aren’t constantly dooming and blaming the world for their personal woes.

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          And umm… it could use some more positivity too. just sayin’