My wife carries the big bag but in my defence it’s cause I have the bad back (well both of us a bit really…)

If you have kids, both people have big bags.

I am definitely a puts things in others big bag

I’m the big bag one.

Honestly, it depends on the day, my outfit, and where I’m going. Most of the time I keep a small-medium size crossbody purse on me, but if I wanna dress up, I’ll get a small, cute little purse. I need to get a large purse at some point bc I find it a bit too often that I need the extra room, especially if I’m going out for a long time and need to bring water.

I’m the two little bags one. She puts her stuff in my second little bag. Like what the fuck I don’t want a big bag

i carry stuff myself because it sucks constantly having to ask my partner to stop and let me get something from the backpack. i carry a backpack around always. because i need water bottle etc.

Neither of us have a small bag. Got to have a bag big enough for a water bottle, snacks, a fan, wallet, lip balm, googly eyes, paracetamol, several fold up shopping bags, a mobile phone charger, etc.

Is this a euphemism?

I will have pockets… or carry my phone dangerously! I am happy to carry her accoutrement in any pockets or carry a bag… otherwise stuff will end up clutched like a monkey with treasure or in a bra