When the dog came up, I was expecting it to go “and the dog agreed it was a good stick”
Why do you think the dog was complicit with the distraction tactic
If your husband and son both agree it’s a nice stick, I gotta side with them on this one.
Now the question is…
Is it a sword stick, a gun stick, or a magic staff stick?
Asking the real questions!!!
Or a bow?
Or an axe?
Or whatever it is I have?
Perhaps it’s a kung fu staff stick
Sticks are a dime a dozen, not of interest to anyone. A nice stick, now that’s something special. You take that baby home.
10-year-old me feels called out lol. But you know what? If your kid likes a stick that was free instead of wanting something that costs hundreds of dollars? Quit your bitching and just tell them it’s a nice stick.
I wouldn’t say she reached the level of “bitching’, just understandably quizzical. Aren’t you curious about things sometimes?
There is a very nice stick near the door that my son found. It’s a good stick.
It’s the legendary sword!
Not a boy or man, and I have a REALLY good stick I found in middle school, 26 years ago. And some other pretty good sticks to. Everyone loves a good stick
So you’re a… dog?
Least sexist Reddit… wait
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I’m a bit of a bundle of sticks myself
So a fa… Nope, just… nope.
We need one more letter to know which one you mean
Ok, wheel of fortune rules and I’ll take a “t”.
Heyyy…! Come on now that’s not nice. 😭
I am as well! And I do love me a good stick.
You know where you can stick your bundle ?
I know of a few places, but where were you thinking?
I wouldn’t be suprised if recognizing a strong practical stick is ingrained in our evolved mind.
I was gonna write a similar comment before I saw yours
i’d put the words in there too but idk if the mods would be ok with that lmao
Then there’s those who walk both roads at the same time.
It’s the primal lizard brain seeing it as a good weapon for defense or hunting. Put a sharpened rock on the end of the stick and now it’s a spear!
Put 2 stones on it and it becomes a sword
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Daughter has collected sticks since she could walk. They are all special and unique and can’t possibly be disposed of.
Dude, I don’t understand how a guy could not appreciate a nice stick.
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One stick is good. Two sticks? Twice as good.
The first tool.
it’s likely our wrists evolved to bend side-to-side because our ancestors fucking loved swinging sticks around so much.
Apparently we are also especially good at locking our wrists which enables us to precisely throw stuff. Probably a similar origin