To avoid permanently scarring him, make sure the last picture is a shot of him emerging from his mother’s womb.
Wait I thought we wanted to avoid scarring
That’s why it’s not C-section
“Omg mom is an alien too???”
Or a picture of his mother’s womb being impregnated.
This is great advice
When raising the kid, make sure to keep telling them “you’re so weird, it’s like you’re not even from here”, and keep feeding them alien-enriched movies.
And unnecessarily refer to other people as human. “Oh, you mean Gary? Your human friend from school?”
“Ma’ ar, your human friend Gary is here to hang out, come down the stairs, don’t phase through the floor”
Is it true? Am I Kal-El?
Yes, and if you don’t clean your room, I’m going to go get the kryptonite.
Which Kryptonite?
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I think this is the plot of a movie called brightburn
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Yep! Exactly what I was trying to remember.
