I don’t want to hear any more speculation about Ole’ Poopypants’ health. I just want to hear when it finally happens.
I’d absolutely love to be wrong, but I had to say he’s probably going to live out the full 4 years of his term. Any speculation his health is rapidly declining seems like cope.
They’ll be able to keep that rotting ghoul alive. He’s got the best healthcare in the world and monitoring 24/7.
I mean who’s to say they don’t pull another Mitch McConnell move. It obviously worked last time.
Because Trump is far to public for this to work. Not like a public figure but between his rallies and press events where he sits sleeping behind the desk in the Oval Office it would not work as well.
I mean I guess you could AI some footage but that seems way risky with as conspiracy pilled most of MAGA is.
Right? This guy’s move right after nearly dying of COVID was to go out on the White House balcony and mouth-breathe in front of a camera crew so everyone could see how “tough” he was.
No way could he actually die without people noticing immediately.
I’d bet he’s literally hooked to machines 24/7 and a doctor or a “doctor” embedded in his entourage. Blood pressure or heart rate takes a slight dip or bump and he could get instant drugs to counteract. Basically the most immediate care anyone could get without being actively attended in a hospital.
Either that or he’s actually dead and being Weekend At Bernies’d.
Maybe that’s what that ass-box was that he was towing behind him.
They only need him to get past 731 days so they can scapegoat him and let Vance run the show for 2 years minus a day before his own 2 terms.
Maybe they’ll repeal term limits for him too.
These guys get way too much credit, they’re incompetent fools. There’s not really a plan. When there is one, the orange idiot throws it into chaos
I mean they’re keeping Bitch McConnell alive so…
originally i had planned to make it my own personal holiday when pedo in chief finally croaks, but i think “trump’s fucking dead” day should be celebrated for at least a week
That’s what I had planned for January 6, 2020, but Trump had other plans…
That big bottle of bourbon I bought? Instead, I drunk it in disbelief while I watched the horror unfold on live TV…
It will be at least unofficially celebrated for years and years.
The one obituary I look forward to every single day. C’mon lil blood vessel, you can do it!
Personally looking forward to the opening of the Trump memorial unisex bathroom, located at whatever cemetery he’s buried in.
He deserves nothing less to be buried under a public restroom in the National Mall, complete with a honorary placard marking it as a monument.
Must have been an easy job, Dick Cheney didn’t have a heart
He did, but it was someone else’s.
(An “anonymous donor” gave their heart for his transplant. No word on if threats were involved.)
Just fucking die already. I want to open that bottle I’ve been saving for the occasion.
Fuck that war criminal dick chaney too
