Full title: Ethel Caterham turns 117 tomorrow. Born in 1909, she has lived through two World Wars, six British monarchs, the sinking of the Titanic and the first Moon landing. Her advice for longevity: “I listen and I do what I like.”

  • FatVegan@leminal.space
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    18 days ago

    Man i hope i’ll be that old one day, because people always have questions and i’ll give them thr dumvest advice possible. Smoke meth, but only tuesdays behind the dumpster on main street next to the McDonald’s. You know the one? Yes, that one. Only Wednesday’s, otherwise you’re fucked.

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    18 days ago

    I’m confused. Headline says she’s 115. But she turns 117 tomorrow.