• @NocturnalMorning
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    491 year ago

    Aerospace engineer here, i know this is supposed to be a joke. Just wanted to tell you why they dont do this (besides for the joke). The nose of a rocket creates a shock wave that absorbs a large portion of the heat and energy create during ascent and entry. If it wasn’t for this, aka, we made the nose sharp, or had a Hatch to come out (which would weaken the rocket structurally), there’s a good chance the rocket would just burn up during the launch or return.

    The shape of a rocket nose was classified information for a really really long time bcz sharper shapes are more aerodynamic, so that’s the shape people thought we needed to use. But, once you reach speeds where shock waves are significant, and heat is a huge issue, that no longer works. So, we blunt the rocket nose.

    TLDR, it’s a heat thing.

  • RandomStickman
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    151 year ago

    I’m probably in the minority but besides the Blue Origin one I honestly never even think about penis when I look at a rocket. Like it’s just a pointed tube?

    • @jumperalex
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      101 year ago

      Because everything, literally EVERYTHING, long and thin MUST be made that shape for Freudian phallic reasons by penis obsessed men.

      There is simply no chance at all that a long thin shape is just the best engineering answer to the requirement to stand tall and erect and/or smoothly penetrate a fluid medium with minimal resistance.

      • @bouh
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        31 year ago

        Physics likes dicks. The universe is telling something there for sure!

  • The Pantser
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    91 year ago

    But then we would have to call them seamen. They should come out of a ship shaped like a butt as they are asstronauts.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      That’s why we need to make them exit the front of a submarine, it’s phallic too and they’re already seamen! Lol

  • @rsh
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    41 year ago

    I agree. They must exit one at a time, helmet first, arms and legs held together, wriggling.