“Whew, I’m gonna make it!”
*opens door*
“FUCK!”
Now imagine being obese and gettig stuck half way
At least there’s a decent chance you’ll be able to leave
As you poop, a tiny man watches you from the tiny door above the toilet.
Severance season 3 looking good!
I can just imagine taking the most malodorous shit of my life in that room and then walking the length of a football field and still being able to smell it because you’re still in the room with it.
Would it be creepier if the toilet was in the middle of the room?
I love how nothing is centered.
INT.
Extreme close up on the handle of a basic white toilet. The camera slowly pulls back at the MONOLOGUE plays.
ALEX
There was me.
That is Alex.
And I sat in the Korova Milk Bar toilets trying to make up my razzoodocks what to do with the evening.“Who does number 2 work for?”






