• @Viking_Hippie
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    311 year ago

    I like my coffee like I like my women: COVERED IN BEES!

  • Hot Saucerman
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    1 year ago

    I simply cannot get enough John Hannah.

    He is gold in Charlie Brooker’s (creator/writer of Black Mirror) comedic send up of police procedural shows A Touch of Cloth.

    • DominusOfMegadeus
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      121 year ago

      All I can ever think of with him is his horrifically casual slave rape scene in Spartacus. I guess that speaks to his acting ability, but it’s such a repellant scene that I dislike even seeing him anymore.

      • teft
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        101 year ago

        Batiatus is such a great character. And John Hannah makes you hate him so much. Great, now I gotta go watch spartacus again.

  • terwn43lp
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    131 year ago

    source: the mummy

    let’s not become reddit

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      I would rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Bendar Fraser and Rachel Weiss

    • @Eheran
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      Also: eeeew, the mummy!

  • teft
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    131 year ago

    I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.

  • mommykink
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    1 year ago

    The call me coffee because I’m harvested using slave labor and sold by a union busting megacorporation that gentrifies neighborhoods and ruins local businesses… I mean, because I’m bitter.

  • ivanafterall
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    1 year ago

    My flavor comes from having been crushed, ground down, and in hot water. That’s also why I’m bitter.

  • DreamButt
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    91 year ago

    They call me coffee because I’m best had pressed under a french girl

  • keet
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    71 year ago

    Roasted, placed in a freezer, and ready to be ground up later?
    /s

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    Alt description:

    Three panel meme, depicting a still image of a character from the 1999 movie The Mummy in each panel saying a coffee themed double entendre.

    Top panel: Rachel Weisz’s Evelyn Carnahan says ‘they call me coffee because I grind so fine’

    Middle panel: Brendan Fraser’s character Rick O’Connell says ‘they call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am’

    Last panel: John Hannah’s Jonathon Carnahan says ‘they call me coffee because I’m bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am’.

  • I Cast Fist
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    41 year ago

    They call me coffee because I need to be roasted before I’m palatable