if I had made this for my ex, our relationship probably would have lasted longer
not that that would have been a good thing, it was destined to fail for other reasons. but she’d have loved the fuck outta this and it’s way better than the mac & cheese and tendies she made herself
This looks amazing though
He absolutely loves you.
It’s beautiful to be loved that much.
I don’t get it, most chefs are male.
He put pepper on the macaroni, he truly went all-out
Where’s the bread crumbs?
He used that to make the tenders.
First time I ate over at my husband’s, he gave me an entire rib eye and nothing else. This is when I learned about boy dinner.
I once saw a guy eat an entire pound of ground beef. Just some pan fried ground beef with salt and pepper. Nothing else, just pure boy kibble
i eat raw kibbi from time to time. beef and lamb with spices. some onion to scoop it up
I watched my body building friend eat rice, chicken, and hot sauce. Every day for years. Joy was not part of the equation.
I am stealing that expression.
When I went away to college, my mom would mail me cooked ground beef.
Did she have it refrigerated & sent with ice packs? If not, eew, major health code violation & I assume you didn’t die of worms since you’re here to tell a story about how thoughtful your mom is.
Yes, ice packs and one giant zip lock of 4 pounds of meat. I don’t really know why she did it, I had a job and money. I did eat it and it was nice though. Poured it into a bowl and microwaved it.
I mean, if it was hand battered and fried and the mac wasn’t kraft but actually put together, then it’s a pretty nice meal. Add some vegetables.
No vegetables!
Ketchup is added after
I’d guess the breading was hand done. Bit uneven thickness. Mac sauce looks just about perfect.
Assumed this was Annie’s Mac and Cheese from the color and some random frozen chicken tenders from Costco at first, but the breading looks homemade.
Nice weeknight meal!
I do not get people enjoying Annie’s.
they have lactose free. that’s it.
I think it’s fine for boxed Mac. What don’t you like about it?
So is Annie’s OK? Is Annie’s OK? Is it OK from Annie’s?
Ha I feel like I’m missing the joke
It’s a play on a line from the song Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson.
Ohhhh gotcha thanks. Hearing the Alien Ant Farm cover in my head right now
My wife would be thrilled. This is her jam. But gotta have the ranch.
This protein, carbs and fat. The full set.
what the hell is the fork for?
The whiskey.
Now we’re talking!
Aside from the lack of veggies, I fail to see the issue here.
All the veggies are contaminated now. This is health food.
Cheese is a vegetable.
It’s a pie. A pizza pie. The closest any pizza has come to being an actual pie.
He’s not wrong, doesn’t make it any less delicious!
There’s a lot of unnecessary animal consumption here stemming (probably) from abusive practices.
This looks indistinguishable from the vegan dinner I had just the other day
If the cheese and meat is good, then this is a really nice dinner. Add a simple salad to that and its perfect.
The super salad for me, please.
simple salad
Is coke okay?
Gotta be Mountain Dew, it’s green.
Just Dew it!
I usually do the coke after eating so I don’t spoil my appetite.
takes notes
What, like cola? Or cocaine?
Little bit of column A, little bit of column B
Can I come to yours for dinner?
You need to find some in your Halloween candy like everyone else :P
Awww maaaaan
Either way, please reuse the straw
Fun fact: consuming coca leaves (from which cocaine is made) is legal in some Latin American countries. It helps with nausea.
Coca cola is still flavored with (decocainized) coca leaves.
Is the natural concentration pretty high? This made me think of poppy seeds
Not really, you gotta chew a lot or drink a lot of tea to feel anything and then it’s more like drinking a few cups of coffee
So it really is like poppies
It’s good for the altitude sickness
Mountain Dew at least so it’s green. Go all the way!
We don’t have Coke, is Pepsi okay?
No. I’ll take a water.
Water? Like out of the toilet?
I understood that reference!
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The only thing wrong with this meal is the lack of ranch dressing.
This is a boy dinner not a girl dinner
And he didn’t burn down his house???
Idk dude sounds like a keeper to me. Tried his best, no paper plates, cooked well, house still intact and I assume his digits aren’t cooked as well. Nice!
Also, mac&cheese can be fancied up a LOT.
My fanciest before I actually took culinary classes was when I was a teenager. I had leftover baked salmon in the fridge. I flaked it while it was still cold, made some Kraft mac n cheese, and folded in the salmon just before serving, and a side of roasted broccoli (seasoned with salt and pepper). Still one of my most successful meals that I served when I was a teenager - zero complaints from the family.
