your change, baked right into the crust!
You know several years ago I modified my dad’s asshole to dispense coins whenever he got punched in the face. I signed him up for boxing and made a lot of money every time he lost. I got a lot of shit from people about it though because he had dementia but I used the money on an experimental dementia treatment for him that caused him to die. Lucky for me I brought him to a taxidermist to have him stuffed and the unlimited coins out the asshole trick still works.
What a terrible day to be literate.
Just… just take my upvote before I change my mind. 👍
too expensive
Turns out, Hot Pockets were an inside job.
You will get hot pockets too if you’re having an 9V battery and some loose change in it
Better than Loose Stool
That’s just normal Hot Pockets
