What do you secretly, and weiredly enjoy doing? We will not judge 😊

  • @grue
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    638 months ago

    Bam! You’ve been weir-ed.

    • wellDuuhOP
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      178 months ago

      Weiredly mesmerizing

  • @[email protected]
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    488 months ago

    I’m a man and wear a skirt, that’s not the deal. But when nobody is around, I start spinning. It’s such a great feeling!

  • @demonquark
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    418 months ago

    Go for walks in the middle of the night. Like in a residential neighborhood, or an industrial district. It’s just so peaceful.

  • Remy Rose
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    398 months ago

    I like getting “worked on”, I guess you could say? Like… I like going to the dentist, for example. Anything that kinda hurts but is for my own good, and involves just staying still on a chair/table while somebody else takes care of it.

    • @[email protected]
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      198 months ago

      Being forced to keep perfectly still while my jaw is cranked open and someone scrapes away at my teeth is oddly relaxing. I literally almost fell asleep once.

      • wellDuuhOP
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        58 months ago

        Woa… Lol

      • @quinkin
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        48 months ago

        I fell asleep while getting fillings. They woke me up at the end.

        Haircuts are another one that puts me straight to sleep.

      • @waterbogan
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        18 months ago

        Damn… you lucky. I need heavy sedation just to get my anxiety under control, or at least tamped down

  • @SnowMeowXP
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    368 months ago

    Updating software. Windows, iOS, Android, Windows Phone (sniff!) among others.

    • @FrankTheHealer
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      98 months ago

      I’m like this too. Watching the update progress bar complete is like peeling those plastic things off of new phones, TVs etc.

      • @SnowMeowXP
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        68 months ago

        Yeah. I like the defragmenting tool in the past too.

    • @alokir
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      28 months ago

      That’s a reasonable thing to do from a security standpoint.

    • 10_0
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      28 months ago

      Still have a working windows phone!

  • @[email protected]
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    328 months ago

    I talk to my dog while walking. “Do you want to go this way or that? Don’t go in there, that’s not our garden. Hey look, doggies! Shall we go and say hello? It’s ok, don’t be frightened, it’s a cement mixer, it won’t hurt you. Oh, are we going home now?”

    • @[email protected]
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      48 months ago

      I talk to my animals a lot. Also inanimate objects. If I sit a bag on my car I may tell the soda not to roll around and point at it warningly.

    • @[email protected]
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      38 months ago

      Oh man, I have a constant dialogue with my dogs when we go for a walk. To be honest, I do a fair bit of talking to them at home too.

  • @[email protected]
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    238 months ago

    I like wearing my wetsuit when I’m alone, sometimes I even sleep in it. I like the look and feel of neoprene.

    • @[email protected]
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      58 months ago

      Neoprene can be quite cozy. A lot of people like it! I just wish it didn’t have that strong smell as much.

  • comfortablyglum
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    188 months ago

    I microwave my ice cream. Not until it’s completely melted, but till there is just the right mix of melty and firm. Even better is eating microwaved ice cream in the middle of winter while cuddled under and electric blanket. Pure bliss!

    • @[email protected]
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      138 months ago

      As a kid, I liked to turn my ice cream into an actual creamy texture by repeatedly stabbing it with my spoon.

      I looked like a maniac doing it, but the result is great

      • @[email protected]
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        38 months ago

        I was a dumb kid, went for the same consistency in the grossest way possible, which was putting spoonfuls in my mouth, spitting it back into the bowl and mixing it in. One day an older friend saw that, horrified. Told me to just stir the ice cream for a while instead and I stopped with the saliva ice cream shenanigans from then on.

        • @[email protected]
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          18 months ago

          Kids aren’t the smartest sometimes, you and me both certainly weren’t exempt from that rule

          But you had the right idea. I mean hey, it’s called ice cream for a reason, no?

    • wellDuuhOP
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      48 months ago

      Woa. Will definitely try this

    • AdaM
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      28 months ago

      I have a phobia of partially melted ice cream…

      This would be a special kind of hell for me…

    • @rustyriffs
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      18 months ago

      You monster.

      I wholeheartedly disagree with microwaving it though. It changes the flavor.

  • @TeaHands
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    188 months ago

    Well I’ve spent the last three days thoroughly entranced by the World Jigsaw Puzzle Championship, which it turns out is a thing. So idk, maybe that?

      • @TeaHands
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        58 months ago

        It’s the most technologically lacking sporting event with the most clueless commentators who don’t even know the rules. But it’s wholesome af regardless.

  • bayjird
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    188 months ago

    I eat strawberries whole. The green part and all

    • wellDuuhOP
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      38 months ago

      Wow, i eat oranges like tangerine

    • @isyasad
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      28 months ago

      The green part is awful on its own but it makes the strawberry as a whole taste so much better.

  • @FollyDolly
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    178 months ago

    Sometimes when I get pissed off at life I go do a little sky screamimg. Basically I go out in my lawn and yell FUCK or RAAAGGGUUHHH at the sky until I feel better. Benefits of living in the country, nieghbors haven’t said shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      118 months ago

      Well, I wouldn’t call out the guy next door screaming profanity either. Don’t mess with crazy!

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      8 months ago

      neighbours haven’t said shit.

      Probably too scared.

      “FollyDolly’s out screaming again. I’m gonna say something!”

      “No, don’t. It’ll be more trouble than what it’s worth.”

      “They’re scaring the children!”

      “And what if they come back with a knife? What then, Karen?”

      “Ok, but I’m writing it in my FollyDolly Scream Journal for evidence.”

    • wellDuuhOP
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      88 months ago

      For me, sleeping naked 🤣

    • @[email protected]
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      58 months ago

      Lately, I’ve been going to nude beaches and resorts with friends. Felt weird for the first 15 minutes or so, then feels rather normal. Upsides are no tanlines and no wet bathingsuits. Downsides are that you go through a surprising amount of sunscreen.

      • @waterbogan
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        08 months ago

        It is when you do it at the supermarket, airport or shopping mall!

  • wellDuuhOP
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    8 months ago

    I’ll go first…

    perfect, smoooth fart… And the lightness that follows after… Very Soothing

  • @[email protected]
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    8 months ago

    Look nerdy videos of people doing nerdy stuff, that I will never do myself.

    Also, doing system updates

    • all-knight-party
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      138 months ago

      I wish I could say that in 2023 people would be past judging others for “basic music taste” but I still see people on the internet shitting on artists like Katy Perry. It’s okay to not like an artist, but it’s not bad music, it’s definitively good and well made.

      Ke$ha is a persona she puts on, and she has catchy music! Be proud of that shit!