• DagonPie
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    239 months ago

    Me while driving and i go “oh shit i havent been paying attention for like 30 minutes”

    • Hot Saucerman
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      149 months ago

      Once, after an interesting night of mushroom hunting, me and my friend were well into a trip. It was morning, so we decided to go to the local coffee shop. My friend was driving, and about halfway there, he turned to me, wild eyed and said “I just realized I haven’t been paying attention to the color of any of these stop lights.” I started laughing.

    • @xpinchx
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      39 months ago

      “shit my exit is coming up”

      You took it 20 minutes ago and you’ve been navigating city streets on autopilot, you’re almost home.