• flauschke
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    Go watch Mr Robot, it’s great and does not do this

      • @[email protected]
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        …is gnome meant to be read as ‘genome’? Never realised that was a possibility as a non-native English speaker. Always based it off the garden variety Gnome with a silent G.

        This is like sequel or ess-que-ell all over!

          • SokathHisEyesOpen
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            I’ve been using Gnome for 24 years and have only ever pronounced it like the thing you’d put on your lawn if you’re an old person in Florida. But I guess that’s what happens when you only ever read about a subject and never talk about it in person.

            • Karyoplasma
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              61 year ago

              That’s imgur for me. I’ve always pronounced it imm-gurr instead of imager.

              • SokathHisEyesOpen
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                21 year ago

                My son and I got into a big argument about how that’s pronounced. He said imm-gurr and I said imager. Since he’s younger I assumed he was right, but it sounded so stupid I refused to yield. 😂

              • SokathHisEyesOpen
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                21 year ago

                I never actually had to pronounce it, but in my mind MySQL was “my squeal” for years and years. The first time I talked to another PHP programmer about it I said “my squeal”, and he did a double take, then said “hold on, what did you just say?”. Then we had a pretty good laugh about it after he corrected me.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      all the hacking scene are amazing, I really hated all the angela screen time lol, I just wanted elliot

    • Treczoks
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      I remember a scene of such a crime movie that was at least funny for people used to computers and progrmmers.

      The (old and seasoned) detectives were brought in contact with the new “cyber unit” of the police. Stored away in an otherwise empty office floor somewhere, they were the absolute movie style hackers: cluttered desks, sloppy outfit, beards. The old detectives were quite reluctant to work with those young “computer people” and had a lot of prejudices. Then, one of the detectives found a big red button on the desk and said “I wonder what happens when I press this button” - and presses it. And the “cyber guys”: “DON’T!”. The detective mocks them, and presses the button several times before he asks what the button actually does. Cyber guy: “That is our ‘order pizza’ button! I hope you’ve got enough money to pay for this…”. Cut. Next scene: They are all eating pizza together from a desk-high stack of pizza boxes.

        • Treczoks
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          Back in Ye Olden Days, we probably had the first web interface to order pizza. “We” had been a long-established computer nerd meeting, and this pizza service that normally was closed on Sundays actually opened just for us on that weekend just for the occasion. We had an internal web page to order and organize orders of pizza. But of course, the order did not go out electronically - when our web app saw the need to place the order, is simply sent a fax ;-)

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      You know, I’ve seen this dozens of times but I’m just realizing, at least assuming that’s not a power bar (which would be odd since it matches the plug of the monitor or PC), since the monitor shut of straight away, he actually only unplugged the monitor. The PC should still be on and getting hacked.

      • Spzi
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        161 year ago

        Yes, my favorite comment:

        pulls out the power cord for the monitor

        Job done!

        followed by:

        Attacker must have had 5 people on the keyboard.

        • @ibasaw
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          61 year ago

          The first one had me laughing out loud

    • @samus12345
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      61 year ago

      Whenever I point out that something doesn’t work like that in a TV show or movie, my wife says that that’s the way it works in the universe of the show. Okay, maybe, but how am I supposed to enjoy nitpicking, then??

      • @ArtVandelay
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        91 year ago

        Yes NCIS writers vs CSI writers to see who could get the stupidest tech bullshit on screen

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      31 year ago

      I love how the smug manager thinks he’s thwarted the attack on the server since he unplugged the monitor to the terminal where people were defending against the attack.

    • Dandroid
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      I was watching a show recently where someone was writing code, and it was actually C++ code. I actually did the exact pose in the meme.

      Of course, he was writing it inhumanly fast, and he always seemed to be writing the start of a new file. But I liked that it was actually code and not just The Matrix-style jibberish

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        241 year ago

        When I made a short film about an AI I was writing C# into visual studio as my coding. It was actual video game code that was for something like AI pathfinding or something, so I tried to make it somewhat accurate.

        Not sure why movies can’t spend a grand on a programing consultant to actually write them some hacking-ish code for the scenes.

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          My guess is that they just don’t care to spend the time on it when the majority of people wouldn’t even notice. But of course those of us that would notice would really appreciate it.

          As a guitar player, it equally irritates me when the person “playing” the guitar has clearly never touched a guitar in their life. Similarly, when an actor is actually playing it, I really appreciate it.

          Off topic, but I once walked in while my wife was watching some anime where the guitars were all extremely accurate, like down to what tuning pegs they would have had for the era the guitars were from. They must have motion captured all of the guitar playing from when they recorded the music, or at least took video of their hands, because they animated it perfectly. Down to the tapping parts and everything. It was jaw dropping. I made her start the whole show over from episode one so I could watch it.

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              61 year ago

              The music anime was called Given. I highly recommend the first season, but they followed it up with a movie that I didn’t like at all.

          • @Agent641
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            11 year ago

            They were actually hacking rival TV show producers in real-time. (This is a lie)

        • @jaybone
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          11 year ago

          I thought I heard somewhere that these screenwriters as like an inside joke try to top each other on how ridiculously incorrect they can make their hacking scenes.

  • SGG
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    601 year ago

    sudo apt-get install hackerman

  • @[email protected]
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    511 year ago

    Don’t forget the ridiculous amount of beeping and other sounds when characters fly over the screen at twice the speed of light!

    • @[email protected]
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      91 year ago

      I’d love it if they made a movie on Mel. The guy who coded a magnetic drum completely by hand.

      He’d memorized a gazillion opcodes and tuned the drum to do better even before compilers had been implemented. He just didn’t trust them so he refused to use the compiler lol

    • @Agent641
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      sees them typing into notepad

      “Wait this might actually be legit…”

  • Margot Robbie
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    As an actress, that’s nonsense, if hacking scenes in movies are fake, then how do you explain this documentary I watched where this hacker man hacked a kung fu fighting cop back in time to kill Hitler (and David Hasselhoff was there for some reason, too)?

    • stevedidWHAT
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      71 year ago

      Best rp on all of lemmy, beats out those shitters over in the Marxist area any day

      • Margot Robbie
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        141 year ago

        It’s almost as if an award winning professional actor would be really good at playing roles or something.

        • stevedidWHAT
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          31 year ago

          What’s your opinion on the Hollywood obsession with femme fatale roles and do you think that’s a healthy discourse/ideology for women to adhere to today

          Compare and contrast with Status Fatale figures

          • Margot Robbie
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            I’ll go into it briefly since I’m a bit bored.

            The role of woman in society is, as with all things, an inherent contradiction (Pretty sure everyone has seen or at least read about that monologue from the movie by now), and society progress through the development and resolution of these inherent contradictions.

            You can view the role of the femme fatale, then as an response to seek resolution to said contradiction: what if these extraordinary women are now free to be as smart and pretty and as dangerous as they want?

            I don’t think it’s an obsession, as long as this contradiction exists, this idea is always worth exploring.

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              21 year ago

              Does it get explored or does it get repeated to the point losing its meaning and instead encouraging new status quo.

              I’d also still like to hear your opinion on it with respect to the male counterpart as portrayed in movies if that’s cool

  • kratoz29
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    241 year ago

    Do we have a “itsaunixsystem” community here?

  • Treczoks
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    231 year ago

    Running “top” is also some common thing.

    So, when I got a bunch of free serial WYSE terminals ages ago, I propped them up on the shelf, daisy-chained them, wrote a wrapper to be able to address all four screens through one UART, and had them display (and regularly update) system stats. Just because.

  • @[email protected]
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    231 year ago

    Wait, you guys don’t update your system and install random packages before going on a hacking spree?

    What have I been doing all this time?

  • Raze157
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    201 year ago

    I recently started rewatching Gundam Wing, and one of the computer screens with fast scrolling text was just scrolling through the Readme of either old Adobe Software or old Printer software (I don’t remember which).

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    171 year ago

    The only hacking that ever felt plausible to me was in Mr. Robot.

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        It is a literal masterpiece, and not because of the hacking. I highly recommend watching it again after you finish for a totally new experience.