I just had to guard a bank vault against a guy that thought he could open it by bludgeoning it with bananas. Can I use this to negotiate for more paid vacation days?

maximus · edit-2 2 years ago

I just had to guard a bank vault against a guy that thought he could open it by bludgeoning it with bananas. Can I use this to negotiate for more paid vacation days?

DrWeevilJammer · 2 years ago

Yiga Clan would like to know your location

@[email protected] · 2 years ago

No, only if penises were involved.

Ghostalmedia · 2 years ago

maximus · 2 years ago

There was an account that made a ton of posts in different communities implying that they were planning a banana-themed bank robbery. (asking if the bananamobile could outrun a police car was their most popular post, for example)
The account’s either been deleted or banned, unfortunately, so there’s nothing I can link to.

Manibusan · 2 years ago

I miss banana plant guy already. Gone too soon.

@SpaceNoodle · 2 years ago

Do you have a banana allergy? A bananallergy?

_haha_oh_wow_ · 2 years ago

Probably not.

@[email protected] · 2 years ago

Should’ve let him get through srsly

Herr Woland · 2 years ago

Pro tip: don’t take your meds before you get a raise!

@WhoRoger · 2 years ago

Well you get a number of vacation days mandated by law (about 20 to 40 depending where you live) so why that? But you can probably argue for hazard pay, bananas are nasty. I mean, everything is being compared to bananas. They’re not to be messed with.