I need to make a call.
how about some fight or flight response?
Gotta do something? How about biting your fucking fingertips off from the stress?
HAVE YOU STEPPED ON EVERY INCH OF YOUR ENTIRE FLOORPLAN YET TODAY?
“Intelligent Design” my ass, this shit is a fucking mess to be “designed”. If there were a god, they’d need to have their godly design license revoked
“Oh god, I think I’m having a heart attack!”
“False alarm. Turns out I just really needed a shit.”
God: "Hey! I said “and it was good”, I didn’t say “and it was perfect” "
Evolution did us dirty, imagine the blissful life of being an idiot oo oo aa aa monkey
we can throw things really good though. i like that part
Really not sure I get this
You get stomach aches from thinking? Is that what this is saying?
Huh, it normally just gives me terrible headaches
