• synae[he/him]
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    421 year ago

    Who will Florida elect? Will it be the naked fascist they know and love, or the “not charged” sex-trafficker-of-minors they also keep electing for some reason?

    • @ummthatguy
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      311 year ago

      Shouldn’t need to point out who’s who.

      • Ghostface
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        61 year ago

        Whatever Gaetz does, it needs to be frames as whatever vs predator!

      • Ghostface
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        -11 year ago

        Whatever Gaetz does, it needs to be frames as whatever vs predator!

    • mars296
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      71 year ago

      DeSantis can’t run again so it will be a new fascist either way.

  • @Jackolantern
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    351 year ago

    I really can’t believe that scum Gaetz still has political capital. I thought when you are accused of trafficking sexual minors it’s political suicide. Apparently not. We can do better than this but we just don’t want to.

    • Unaware7013
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      211 year ago

      I thought when you are accused of trafficking sexual minors it’s political suicide.

      Only if you’re a democrat. If you’re a republican, they ignore it and cover up for you until they can’t anymore. Just ask Dennis Hastert or Gymnasium Jordan about that.

      • @paintbucketholder
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        31 year ago

        A jury of his peers decided based on evidence that Trump is a rapist - but you barely even see mention of that anywhere.

  • @[email protected]
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    281 year ago

    “Whoa” Gaetz is thinking. “I’m going to be able to rape a lot of children when I’m governor! “

  • @logicbomb
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    191 year ago

    both as stern conservatives, but with Gaetz as a rebellious gadfly and Donalds as a more conventional hard-liner

    “Gaetz as a rebellious gadfly”???

    This is the guy who does whatever Trump wants him to do. At first blush, “rebellious” doesn’t seem to be a good fit for him. I guess he’s rebellious in the same way that the Confederacy was rebellious.

    • @frickineh
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      81 year ago

      I guess, “piece of shit sex trafficking gadfly” didn’t flow as well.

    • @Soup
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      71 year ago

      Taking almost anything conservatives do seriously will often lead to these funny moments. Their entire thing is being on the wrong side of history over and over again.

  • jerome
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    81 year ago

    I use to have faith in people, boy did I learn a lesson.
    Thanks 2016.

  • @twistypencil
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    21 year ago

    Why would he want to be governor… Seems like a step down

    • @jeffwOP
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      51 year ago

      How? Florida has 1 governor and 28 house seats. Being the 1 is more prestigious than one of 28

      • @AbouBenAdhem
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        71 year ago

        But the governor has to spend more time in Florida.