• SuckMyWangBanned from community
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    Fairly sure that’s how you get warts

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      “He licks her” — which sounds almost like “elixir.”

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          I’m with you. Maybe we’re just slow. I think it would have clicked if it was worded like, “How does a wizard please a horny witch?”.

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    Everyone wants a “Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend” but they never ask: “What if it works out? What if you and your BTGG end up married?”

    You don’t always end up with the big tiddy goth wife after a few years. You will end up with a Witch Wife, which is amazing, in my experience.

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    How do you close the chest with potions in the lid ?