• Cyrus Draegur
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    11 months ago

    not just a victory for ukraine, but a victory for humanity.

    fuck these ransomers to death, in hell, for eternity, with lord Lucifer Satan Morningstar’s biggest hottest rustiest re-bar strap-on and razorwire for “lube” (because not even the literal devil would want to stick organic junk in orifices as nasty as theirs).

    • @[email protected]
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      3011 months ago

      I wish them the eternal feeling that they need to poop really badly that goes away with a tiny fart when they sit on the toilet. When they do finally poop, I hope it’s uncomfortably girthy and sharp to the point of being paralyzing and it only happens when the nurse calls them back into the doctor’s office for their appointment to address this exact issue. Then, I hope every car they get into to go home and clean themselves off has a dodgy throttle and only blasts hot, humid air.

      • @cheese_greater
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        2011 months ago

        You’ve farted quite a portrait, I must say

      • @fluxion
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        711 months ago

        Then when they finally get all cleaned up and start feeling more comfortable Lucifer shows up again with his rusty rebar dildo

    • @cheese_greater
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      11 months ago

      I kinda wish they would do a joint-Dateline type treatment but also investigate what kind of people and circumstances outside of all this that lead to such nonsense-factories…

      Edit: sorta like HBOs the telemarketers, that kinda deal

  • Cosmic Cleric
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    2111 months ago

    Who watches the watcher, eh?

    Or more correctly, who hacks the hackers.

    • @[email protected]
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      1811 months ago

      It called “offensive security” in infosec circles.

      Legality is hazy to poor, so most orgs wont admit to doing it, but this is far from the first group willing to huck a few rocks back.

      • @Evotech
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        1111 months ago

        Or counter hacking.

        State agencies does it all the time.

  • Samuel C
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    911 months ago

    I am amazed that ransomware hacker are stuck with Jira as well (got hacked by their confluence server )