I just want to be that sand penis chilling out in the bottom left.

Imagine having eyes made out of solid rock and then evolution just goes “nah, super delicate squishy sacks of goo are better.”

🎶 It’s the Cambrian explosion 🎵

“wow, that’s animals and stuff”

I wonder if there were trilobite hipsters who were trilobites before it was cool

Why does this make me uncomfortable

Back in the days… anyway