• @grayman
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      711 months ago

      He had nerves of steel, but now he’s stiff as a board. He took one hard look at everything but realized he got shafted.

  • FuglyDuck
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    11 months ago

    “so. What’re you in for?”
    “I tried boosting a pharmacy?”
    “Oxy?”
    “Viagra.”

    yeah… that’s gonna be an interesting prison conversation…

    • switches
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      2011 months ago

      not to be that guy but if you read the article he also took the oxy, codeine, xanax, and adderall— but the viagra is the only thing in the headline cause lbr its eyecatching

      • @Dkarma
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        111 months ago

        I’d think the top would steal the Viagra and the bottom would steal the poppers.

  • @FooBarrington
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    911 months ago

    Just give me all the Viagra you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of Viagra.” What I said was, “Give me all the Viagra you have.” Do you understand?

  • Carighan Maconar
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    411 months ago

    To be fair, as the article says it was a mixture of prescription drugs.

    It wasn’t about viagra per se, but about satuff they could probably easily resell. Or at least thought they could.