• themeatbridge
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    311 year ago

    Is a spooky dooky when you take a big shit and then there’s nothing in the bowl?

  • MudMan
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    So this is a US thing, with the weird half-full-of-water bowls, right?

    I’ve had a messy clog maybe once in my life, but evven then it didn’t just fill horrifically with water and overflow. It’s such a trope that all I can assume is that maybe US toilets do that sometimes?

    • @samus12345
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      American plumbing sucks. I never once clogged a toilet in my 10 years living in Germany - those things would suck down ANYTHING. Here they sometimes just decide to back up for no visible reason.

      But like the other poster said, they rarely overflow - you just have a gross bowl of water to deal with trying to plunge it down.

    • @Cornelius_Wangenheim
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      71 year ago

      It’s really only kids / idiots that overflow the toilet, since it takes several flushes on a fully clogged toilet to get the water level that high.

      • peopleproblems
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        91 year ago

        Ok, so my toilets are like 23 years old, I have no knowledge on how they work, but both clog easily and both overfill if you don’t shut off the water.

        What the fuck is wrong with my toilets/plumbing?

        • @teejay
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          my toilets are like 23 years old

          You’re more than two decades out of date with design and material improvements. And I’m guessing there are likely issues with things like gaskets and seals that are causing problems. Go pick up some new toilets and hire a plumber to install them, since you may need new valves, flanges, and who knows what else.

          • peopleproblems
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            31 year ago

            I mean that makes sense. i probably just needed someone else to say it before I felt comfortable putting that money down. thank you

            • @teejay
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              21 year ago

              You bet! While you’re at it, you should seriously consider installing one with a bidet seat. It will, quite literally, change your life. It’s that much better. There are cheap ones available on Amazon that you can install yourself, or you can splurge for a nice toto washlet or similar. Either way, go for it!

              • peopleproblems
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                31 year ago

                oh I got one of those. you better fucking believe it changed my life. like I think I might be the only person I know with one, and honestly, it’s really gross to think of how many people don’t use them

                • @teejay
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                  21 year ago

                  Preach it brother. When I try to tell people about how amazing they are, I usually get the same reaction of eww gross. So I always respond with: “If you got human poop on your arm, would you just wipe it with dry toilet paper and consider it clean? Or would you wash it?” That usually lands it home.

    • Denvil
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      It happens occasionally, it’s not like they overflow after one flush. You flush, notice the water isn’t going down, plunger it, and usually you’re good

      • Kit Sorens
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        111 year ago

        “Surely the weight of a few more gallons will push it th-- ah, fuck!”

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        Plus there’s a knob where the toilet water hose connects that you can turn off if you see it filling up so that it doesn’t overflow

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          That won’t stop it from overflowing. You need to pop the lid off the toilet, push the float down, and unhook the chain going to the flap.

          • @[email protected]
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            The flap should stop the toilet from flushing once the tank is empty. You shouldn’t need to do anything manually to stop it. That’s why people are concerned that your toilet overflows. A single flush should never cause your toilet to overflow, even if it’s clogged.

            • @[email protected]
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              21 year ago

              Yes, but people tend to have the habit of flushing at least twice in hopes the second time works, despite past experience.

              • MudMan
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                This entire conversation confirms that apparently yeah, US toilets do this and as usual Americans will blame just about everybody for a problem that is readily solvable instead of actually fixing it.

                I didn’t think I was gonna end up with toilets as a metaphor for, you know, health care, political corruption and gun control, but here we are.

                • @[email protected]
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                  01 year ago

                  Sure, I’ll just smuggle in European toilets to replace the perfectly serviceable toilets in my house.

                  Shall I remove the toilet seats and paper as well to really get that “Spanish gas station” feel?

                  Or maybe - just maybe - it’s not a big enough problem for anyone to take the time to fix.

  • Digit Siljrath
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    tyre, sealed one side with thick industrial fabric & glue. plonk yourself down on that. moves it along.

  • @nevemsenki
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    21 year ago

    Reminds me of the most stupid way a german captain sank his own uboot.